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Nathankuonat
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Apr 2, 2023
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#361

359 read facebook twitter and reddit while playing 0.2143 second chess

bibidibabadibobodi
bibidibabadibobodi
Apr 2, 2023
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#362
Nathankuonat wrote:
Nathankuonat wrote:

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a.k.a saying pi (the whole thing up there) while playing chess

if you still win its not so dumb

starlitknight
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Apr 2, 2023
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#363

359. Saying 'i resign' instead of checkmate when they win 

360. Adjusting all their pieces and knocking their king over in the process and then asking for a draw 

ImandiKavithya
ImandiKavithya
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Apr 2, 2023
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#364

resigning when he had a pin to the queen and he was pieces up

starlitknight
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Apr 2, 2023
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#365

361. Sleeping at the chess board and blundering queen while sleeping

362. Asking for a draw when they've already flagged

ardutgamersus
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Apr 2, 2023
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#366

not doing their chess homebørk

ashwath09
ashwath09
Apr 2, 2023
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#367

364. Says "good night" to his opponent and permanently falls asleep and loses the game. (His opponent gets shocked). [Imagine if that actually happened LOL]

MarioParty4
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Apr 2, 2023
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#368
ashwath09 wrote:

364. Says "good night" to his opponent and permanently falls asleep

365: Cannot tell time because it is wake up time.

deodorogonta
deodorogonta
Apr 2, 2023
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#369

pay attention to one side of the board and notice a mate in 3, and get a mate in 1

deodorogonta
deodorogonta
Apr 2, 2023
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#370

clearly never did that

mishailu
mishailu
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Apr 2, 2023
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#371

367. Cares about forums more than playing chess.

UPChess13
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Apr 4, 2023
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#372

368. Has a 2000 in Rapid and a 400 in Puzzles, and made their account 4 days ago.

AKA, signs of cheating.

UPChess13
UPChess13
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Apr 4, 2023
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#373

369. Dumb chess players cannot solve this puzzle without hints

Six_Pack_Of_Flabs
Six_Pack_Of_Flabs
Apr 4, 2023
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#374

370. Posts many digits of pi in a public forum

joseph7505
joseph7505
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Apr 4, 2023
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#375

371. Post this forum

Six_Pack_Of_Flabs
Six_Pack_Of_Flabs
Apr 4, 2023
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#376
ABZRailfanning wrote:

369. Dumb chess players cannot solve this puzzle without hints

Why did I spend 2 minutes trying to solve the puzzle for black XD

CheckmatedRock
CheckmatedRock
Apr 4, 2023
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#377

do what i did get 3 brilliants and then stalemate

supermarshadow
supermarshadow
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Apr 4, 2023
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#378

372. Can't solve this position, even with computer:

Sack_o_Potatoes
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Apr 4, 2023
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#379

375: develop the king

timben
timben
Apr 4, 2023
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#380

376: play the bongcloud attack all the time