1000 things a dumb chess player would do

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CHARIZARD_GUY

439. loses internet in a middle of a game you are winning

CHARIZARD_GUY

440. thinks chess is checkers

neizch

441. Rides his horsey onto battle and gets his head chopped off by pawn

neizch

432. Gets that one knight in the corner trapped every game

CHARIZARD_GUY

433. brags that he beat martin

Mystical-Man

434. Starts with h4

Mystical-Man
RX-77-2 wrote:

439. loses internet in a middle of a game you are winning

That is nota skill issue

supermarshadow

435. Calls the knight "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis".

Roaming_Rooster

436. They have the same username as every single guy below me

Sali6554

437. Calls rooks elephants

(I can understand horses but where does ELEPHANTS come in to a rook which looks more like a castle???)

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richard_miller_00
NotAUniqueUserName

Thinks COVID can spread through an online forum.

MarioParty4
RX-77-2 wrote:

439. loses internet in a middle of a game you are winning

This happened yesterday to me. I was sad.

MarioParty4
bigdrew39500 wrote:
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richard_miller_00

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CHARIZARD_GUY

440. watches youtube in the middle of chess game and completeley forgets about the game

CHARIZARD_GUY
MarioParty4 wrote:
RX-77-2 wrote:

439. loses internet in a middle of a game you are winning

This happened yesterday to me. I was sad.

yea the internet is annoying

BOWTOTHETOAST

441. Calls bishops popes

BOWTOTHETOAST

442. Thinks they mated their opponent when they just lost their queen

supermarshadow

443. Says "Who farted?", causing the entire house to go bananas, with themselves playing blitz and having about 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds left.

neizch
RX-77-2 wrote:

440. watches youtube in the middle of chess game and completeley forgets about the game

Happens so many times I JOIN Arena when theres a 5 min wait and type 'y' and enter in search bar and before ik it ive lost 25 rating points against a literla 102 rated player.....