Shove the king up their opponent's nose.
1000 things a dumb chess player would do
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1014. You got bored and started playing another game (e.g. Run 3). Then, you see what game status is.
1015. You accidentally throw your computer in the garbage with a whole bunch of junk.
1016. When his parents tell him to go to the shower, he brings his computer with him. Then, it gets short-circuited.
1017. He is playing chess on a tall stool, ok? Then he falls off and breaks his arm. I know, I know, it's not related to Chess itself. but... maybe you shouldn't've sat on such a tall stool?
1018. You remember that you have to babysit your two younger siblings. You go to find them before it is too late, and your siblings have opened a virus on your computer.
1019. You click an ad, it redirects you to a site that gives you 7 viruses. Then, you go to the toilet and flush the computer down the drain because it isn't safe anymore. Then, the toilet gets clogged. (This is a long one, but it's what I thought of!
Should I/we keep going?
Bonus: They would say Horsey and Castle, then immediately try to jump with their queen
I dunno maybe
1021 flip over the board when they are winnig
1022. Not give a prize they promised on a chess.com forum
1023 blunder a queen
1024 play chess variants and then find a wierd new game mode and click it and it nukes the chess.com servers because it is atomic chess then you cannot play chess anymore
1025 move the king wrong when castling
1026 self check
Calling to rook ‘speedy thing’
Call the rook and knight "Castle!" and "Horsey!" (I mean, I do this too, but I do it for cmedy. )
19.Fork the king and the knight