2. Eating reburned beans after not eating the burned beans.
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Reburning the reburned burned beans that've been bean reburned in a reburned rebeaned bean burner.
Getting tortured
Panzerkampfwagen_V wrote:
Getting your butt burnt inside a giant microwave.
Posting, and then reposting, a rebuttal to getting your butt reburnt inside a giant microwave. Isn't one buttal enough?
9. Burn some burnt beans after eating chopped beans by using chopsticks.
bluebirdbattery wrote:
9. Burn some burnt beans after eating chopped beans by using chopsticks.
10. Chopping and squashing your sideburns to put in the burnt beans while simultaneously juggling seventeen large watermelons using only thin chopsticks to walk on as stilts, then tripping on the burnt beans so that your burnt beans become succotash which you don't eat from your hospital bed because you asked your nurse to call-out for Chinese food instead, but then finding out your nurse is really Hitler dressed-up as a female nurse and that you have told everyone about this all in one long sentence.
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
bluebirdbattery wrote:
9. Burn some burnt beans after eating chopped beans by using chopsticks.
10. Chopping and squashing your sideburns to put in the burnt beans while simultaneously juggling seventeen large watermelons using only thin chopsticks to walk on as stilts, then tripping on the burnt beans so that your burnt beans become succotash which you don't eat from your hospital bed because you asked your nurse to call-out for Chinese food instead, but then finding out your nurse is really Hitler dressed-up as a female nurse and that you have told everyone about this all in one long sentence.
You may be wondering how you would trip on the burnt beans if they were burning on the stove? Answer: You'd be cooking them from a portable electric stove that was set up on the floor that had a power surge that caught it on fire, therefore the watermelons would come down squash into the beans and now become succotash. You're welcome! (for the clarification...)
11. Not burning beans.
15. Burning your house to the ground
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Getting burnt
Retching and Vomiting from the 20 cans of beans you just made.
18. Eat a watermelon.
19. Make chess moves.
21?: Farting near the flames while the beans are burning.
1. Burn beans after eating the burned beans.