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3008. Going into a funk because you realize that the above is the first instance of the word "williwah" on this thread.
3009. Grandelius, Nils, took some pills
and with his pilsner he had some thrills
he used discovered checks like they were windmills
but spent too much money and it went downhills
from there
so there...
My work gets a little spotty at times, chaps, but at least I throw in a pretty picture or two now and then!
I've been hard at work, exercising my brain trying to figure
out how to click on twighead's little green Martian, to no avail.
Can someone please click it for me? Oh, and while you're at it
can you also turn off the power button for this darned wheel
spinning in my head. Thanks for your support!
What's that? Oh, it's solar-powered, oh no wonder I can't shut it
off...
zhikaihuang wrote:
sad
This makes me sad that this makes a hairy gorilla sad that this
makes you sad.
3010. Eh, ehvrybowdee! Lates play some cheese, man! I wonna cheer you
up, dudez!
I translaht game rulez four playerz.
Game rule:
1. Each player choose mouse or wascally wabbit; zee game began to take turns we put the mouse in the cheeze' holes", it's a Swiss seestim; Havarti seestim, offtional; rats from the hole random drops to below disc, this is your start point. No CD disks.
2. Throw zee dices and displays digital by the dices, clockwise direction to the left, 1 step if number 1, 6 or 7 steps if number is 6 or 7. Then according to squares on the required tasks to perform. Green mouse jump to two pieces of cheeze on the drawing the input store name and store url or other cell, namely the players were given two pieces of Swiss cheeze or Havarti. The task of the disk:
1. "a Sears mouse with a piece of cheese": the inside with a piece of cheese from the bank.
2. "the mouse holding the two pieces of cheese" :-) from the bank with 2 piece of cheese in it.
3. "mice lost a piece of cheese oh no not so good": put themselves in the hands of 1 piece of cheese cake to the bank. If they haven't cheese, also won't bank.
4. "meet the cat" : come to the square, MEEE-OWWWVE! you can put this cat got any square outside of the disc (can move little cat is on the outside of the disc, around the disc : not disc for CD player). If another player just on the square of the mice, the cat would scare a mouse, players will be throw away a piece of cheese cake to the bank. If you haven't cheez, also won't bank.
5. "staircase" : meet the stairs toys, you can follow the ladder to climb to the top of the cheez cake, and then enter the small hole shops url or other, whipped cream, marryshino charry, name and your mouse slid off to that square, will continue to follow the instructions of the written in the square to perform again.
Tip: winning If competing compleating players see opponent has got 4 piece of cheese is going to win, she had walked to the "cat" design of squares, MEEE-OWWW!, you can use this opportunity to outer disc kitten into the opponent's square, make opponent lose 1 piece of cheeze, stop the opponent to collect 5 piece of cheeses' won the gamez. "
I sheep you these productz fast - onlee 936 days - sheeping and handing charge will very deepending on county you live in. If interest, contact the ChessPlayinDude47 24/8. Age will very with experience; must be at least 15 years of age to play.
Eh, ehvrybowdee!
twighead wrote:
Oh no! I overclicked and I nauseated him!
twighead wrote:
1952. Oooooh deaaaar..... I think I've got a case of the whales..... *HIKKUPS*
Yarland... grab my ornery pie... prepare the whisking beak
Groaaaaan.....
I don't think I have the time to rub my belly before this one, 12 more spires 12 more spires 12 more spires 12 more spires........
This is going to be an insinuating night won't it lord Belatrix?
If you do not move after 84 more minutes,, I do suppose so your opponent sighs
Yarland... grab my ornery pie... prepare the whisking beak?!!
1953. Marsch. März. Königgrätzer-durned crick-paddlin' logopedic nom de guerre swaining scuttlebutts!
Yassiree I're say we's gotta-lotta dem dare scuttlebuttockers on this hair websought.
hmmmm chess is waste of time..
SHWETA_BENIWAL wrote:
hmmmm chess is waste of time..
Yet, you waste it so attractively, it's really quite suave and effulgent; please don't be so Rhadamanthine with yourself.
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
SHWETA_BENIWAL wrote:
hmmmm chess is waste of time..
Yet, you waste it so attractively, it's really quite suave and effulgent; please don't be so Rhadamanthine with yourself.
An American like you went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink.
'Would you like one with a plug?' asked the assistant.
American said, 'Don't tell me they've gone electric,' :D
SHWETA_BENIWAL wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
SHWETA_BENIWAL wrote:
hmmmm chess is waste of time..
Yet, you waste it so attractively, it's really quite suave and effulgent; please don't be so Rhadamanthine with yourself.
An American like you went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink.
'Would you like one with a plug?' asked the assistant.
American said, 'Don't tell me they've gone electric,' :D
I sink you going to drown me with laughter and shockingly excellent humor! 
drDuki2004_X wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
3007. Playing the "Can you find the correct matching Grandelius, Nils?" game while you are trying to play chess:
multiple choice quiz (select all that correctly match Grandelius, Nils):
a. Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils
b.
Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils
c.
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
d. if you picked a, it's not b
e. if you picked b, it's not a
f. if you picked c, it's not c
g. if you picked d, it's not g
h. if you didn't pick any, and want to thank a hairy gorilla, go right ahead.
i. How do I get out of here fast?
j. if you picked your nose, it's not n
If you picked :A( Nose, you're sad and you have big noAse. :AD
Heil Maggota! And her 20 pronged kid of nose-picking FATE.
1954. Getting the *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS* during the chess game.
I mean who really needs the *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*?
I don't need them.
The *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*.
The *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS, *HIKKUPS* are like some little "UPS" preceded by some country boys'es "HIKKS".
Shall I say Hee-Haw, like a donkey?
"Hee-Haw, like a donkey."
I don't even like the HIKKARUNAKAMURAUPS.
So, please, friends, don't order an order of the *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS*, *HIKKUPS, *HIKKUPS, *HIKKUPS* for breakfast, lunch, or fourth meal at Taco Bell.
Got dino-biscuits, HIKK?
Would you be willing to risk it for biscuit? Hmm?
drDuki2004_X wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
3007. Playing the "Can you find the correct matching Grandelius, Nils?" game while you are trying to play chess:
multiple choice quiz (select all that correctly match Grandelius, Nils):
a. Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils
b.
Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils
c.
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
d. if you picked a, it's not b
e. if you picked b, it's not a
f. if you picked c, it's not c
g. if you picked d, it's not g
h. if you didn't pick any, and want to thank a hairy gorilla, go right ahead.
i. How do I get out of here fast?
j. if you picked your nose, it's not n
If you picked :A( Nose, you're sad and you have big noAse. :AD
Duki, to be clear, we have no big noAse, right?
Regarding: Twighead's "If you do not move after 84 more minutes, I do suppose so your opponent sighs".
I suppose so it more to be that in which, "If you do not move after 84 more minutes, I do suppose you are looking at your female opponent's thighs."
drDuki2004_X wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
drDuki2004_X wrote:
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
3007. Playing the "Can you find the correct matching Grandelius, Nils?" game while you are trying to play chess:
multiple choice quiz (select all that correctly match Grandelius, Nils):
a. Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils Grandelius,Nils
b.
Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils Grandelius, Nils
c.
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts Grandelius, Nuts
d. if you picked a, it's not b
e. if you picked b, it's not a
f. if you picked c, it's not c
g. if you picked d, it's not g
h. if you didn't pick any, and want to thank a hairy gorilla, go right ahead.
i. How do I get out of here fast?
j. if you picked your nose, it's not n
If you picked :A( Nose, you're sad and you have big noAse. :AD
Duki, to be clear, we have no big noAse, right?
Medium or small no^se.
Thank goodness! Thank you for the clarification! You've always been the best in my book! "in my book", that's one of those crazy English idioms, that loosely translates as "you're a coold dude with me." ...and the no^se kno^ws!