3046: You expect you opponent to resign.
3047: you take the queen.
#3048 when you play a move that you think is good then your oppent belittles you with his responce.
That's happened to me at tournaments...
3049. To buy replacement chess pieces, you go to a pawn shop.
3050. You don't believe there are enough stupid things possible in chess to fill 5,000 posts.
3051. You play a whole game with a1 as a white square without even realizing it.
3052. You lost a game playing black with a smothered mate. Your king on h8, her knight on f7. You ask for a replay. You play white. She mates you the same way, now with your king on h1 and her knight at f2.
3053. First of all, stop cheating, your pawn can't capture like that. Second, just who do you think you're calling "an piss ant" here anyway? I tell you what. I'll claim win by disqualification and I suggest you learn how pawns move and learn what kind of an article goes before a word that begins with a consonant.
People who don't play chess "properly" are bastards at beating you...!