732: You keep silent when you put his king in check, and when he doesnt notice the check, he plays an irrelevant move and you take the king saying "checkmate!!!!"
P.S., i used to do that in chess games when I was in third grade.
5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess
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733: You think that you can promote a pawn to a gorilla.
735. You think the pawns are eight knights.
736.You think stalemate is when you have to eat a stale sock.
737. You are Black and this is the only game out of thousands that you have played that lasted more than one move!
738. You think Stalemate is checkmate, but is more stale and not as good as actually winning by checkmate.
739. You are black and this is your best game
740. You say this is your best game:
741. You can't think of a better strategy than this:
742. You say that this is your safest opening as white:
743. You say this is your safest opening as black:
744. You think that this is a game only GMs could be capable of playing:
itll take a while to get to 5000 and by then this will be the longest article ever
745. You make this puzzle:
You fail today's Easy as cake puzzle.
747: You spell "pon" instead of "pawn".
748: You spell "bishup" instead of "bishop".
Conflagration_Planet wrote:
You fail today's Easy as cake puzzle.
Haha, great one!
749. You get the last names Kasparov and Karpov mixed up all the time
750. You think that becoming a premium member gives you free pieces to use as an advantage in ANY game on Chess.com.
751. You stare long and hard at these puzzles and can't figure them out:
752. You stalemate with 2 rooks and a queen
753. you lose in the K vs. K + N + N endgame as the lone king.
was this already said?
731: you dont like the opening because it's too simple, you dont like the middlegame because it's too complicated, and you hate the endgame because that's when you lose.