732: You keep silent when you put his king in check, and when he doesnt notice the check, he plays an irrelevant move and you take the king saying "checkmate!!!!"
P.S., i used to do that in chess games when I was in third grade.
732: You keep silent when you put his king in check, and when he doesnt notice the check, he plays an irrelevant move and you take the king saying "checkmate!!!!"
P.S., i used to do that in chess games when I was in third grade.
735. You think the pawns are eight knights.
736.You think stalemate is when you have to eat a stale sock.
737. You are Black and this is the only game out of thousands that you have played that lasted more than one move!
738. You think Stalemate is checkmate, but is more stale and not as good as actually winning by checkmate.
740. You say this is your best game:
741. You can't think of a better strategy than this:
742. You say that this is your safest opening as white:
743. You say this is your safest opening as black:
744. You think that this is a game only GMs could be capable of playing:
731: you dont like the opening because it's too simple, you dont like the middlegame because it's too complicated, and you hate the endgame because that's when you lose.