Add 3 words to these first 9 words of a chess story !

he say lel

And the great and terrible spirit of the Bongcloud appeared, and it spoke with the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Which was unusual, as it normally spoke with the voice of Natalie Portman.

and said oh crap

"It is the disease of Ego that compels me to invoke you great Bongcloud.  Please, speak ye in the voice of Natalie Portman! Forsake the voice of Morgan Freeman! - Now render your sage chess wisdom to this dim fool, I beseech you!"  And the Bongcloud said,

DO A HIKARU AND DO A BONGCLOUD FOR THE FANS.

THE AXIS OF EVIL AWAITS YOUR CHALLENGE> IN THE EAST THE GREAT WIZARD WARLORD OF THE VIKING HORDES, MAGUS CARLSEN, PREPARES FOR BATTLE!

That sneaky knight

Lord Vishy Anand, joins Magus Carlsen as ally, even now his troops assemble upon the River Ganges, and the din quakes the round earth, whilst the peace of the world is uncertain. Therefore, assemble the AVENGERS, and... 

With the AVENGERS fighting in the distance, Hikaru and Magnus Carlsen prepared to engage in a fierce battle.

It was hot and humid as dark clouds began to gather ominously in the sky, and Bob sat in the bar with Tony Stark, discussing the mysteries of the multiverse and the strange geometry of the chessboard wherein the theorem of Pythagoras falls apart along with other Euclidean properties. Stark proposed to acquire the tesseract as the only means of defeating the combined forces of Magus Carlsen and Lord Vishy.  Banner then suggested,

Why not let the other guy wreak havoc?

"We should know his strength and abilities, before we jump into this chaos.  Yeah, let the other guy wreck havoc while we watch." Everyone agreed. Then,

Hikaru and Magnus set up their pieces in an enormous arena, 

and the squares were made from giant blocks of blue and white marble.

And alas! The traitor spilled the blood of the great Magus on this shiny arena chessboard, for they once were brothers. 

Once upon a stupid time,

Then he woke up