Caption Contest 3 !

Kasparov We will meet again - HA HA HA WE WILL MEET AGAIN

or

All your piece are belong to us.

If you think this is impressive, wait until you find out about the 2000 simultaneous live games he's playing on chess.com.

In a parallel galaxy far, far away:

Fischer (out of shot): Boris Spassky, again! how many times I gotta beat you, man?

Spassky (Robot): Awww Jeez Bobby!  If I don't win this time, the Emperor will have my innards as fairy lights!  last time, I promise.....

Robot: I must warn you my IQ is over 3000

Opponent: whatever just play

2.00683829 seconds later

Robot: checkmate

opponent:  :o

:)

I know I said I will slap you if you beat me Colin!  but this is ridiculous!!!

"Cmon dude! I'm a robot!  Touch move doesn't apply!"

Robot: I'm gonna play the "Robot Gambit".

Opponent: Sure.

Robot: Beep, blink, beep.

(30 hours later)

Opponent: Is this piece of junk gonna move?  Forget it, I resign.

Robot: Thank you for playing against the "Robot Gambit".

Put that chess piece down and finish painting the cars on the assembly line...

"All your base are belong to us"

I wanted to be a cowboy and now all I get to do is move these horseys around.  I should have listened to Mom and stayed in school. 

I could have been a car painter!

I could have been a welder!

I could have been an extra on "The Jetsons!"

Stella, Stellllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Thanks for entering all! i hope you will play again! heres the top 3.

1. Whistleblower.
2. Rael.
3. Teja.

Hmmm..Chocolate or Butterscotch? I'll try the chocolate first!

Ray_Brooks wrote; 

I'm gonna crush all your pieces to mices!

"And I'll, do the thinnin around here Baba!

"Smartrer than the average bear!"