THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS.
Chesshemian Rhapsody
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Very nice, DoctorKraken42 .
Here is some music for company .. :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
( Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody )
Someone got some liquer for Christmas...
Sinatra, "I Did It My System"
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#8
Should I do A: We are the champions, as written by Bobby Fischer, or
B: Immigrant song, chess edition?
Come from the land of ice and snow?....That's Genious I tall ya!
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#10
Aaaaaaaaaah ah!
Aaaaaaaaaah ah!
We come from the land of the black and white from the ruy lopez where the tactics flow!
The hands of Kasparov will drive our pawns to new lands
to rule the board, sing and cry
Karpov I am coming
On we sweep, with 1.e4, our only goal will be the western board!
Aaaaaaaaah ah!
Aaaaaaaaah ah!
We come from the land of the black and white from the ruy lopez where the tactics flow!
How soft your boards so clean, can whisper tales of gore
of how we calmed the tides of war
we are your overlords
on we sweep, with 1.e4
our only goal will be the western board!
so now you'd better stop, and re-set up your pieces!
For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losin'!
Nice job!
How about What it is by Mark Knopfler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPwFgPkcmeg
or some Dire Straits?
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#12
Arrgghhh, I typed out a chessified version of what it is, but my stupid stupid stupid computer crashed! I'll do it once more.
The passed pawns are spilling out
there's captures on the square
there's knights and bishops falling about
and ticking in the air
down around the central squares
the shelters in the pawns
everybody's looking for
an outpost to occupy
and it's what it is
it's what it is now
there's tactics and mates in the position
but the games are dry in berlin
people curse the FIDE pres.
and shove their passers down
the lights are out on the kingside
the castle and the king
players look down upon it all
the queens and knights asleep
and it's cold on a chessboard
with the bishops creeping through
cold on a chessboard
god knows how I could checkmate you
and it's what it is
it's what it is now
the arbiter sleeps and the commenters
with the clocks and the ancient boards
high up on the e8 square
a black king stands alone
and high on the wind
the ticking clocks begin to go
and Garry Kasparov just comes and stares into my soul
and it's cold on a chessboard
where the french defense blues
cold on a chessboard
god knows how I could checkmate you
and it's what it is
it's what it is now
what it is
it's what it is now
there's a forcing move
there's a bishop pair
there's a tactic on the board
Jose Capablanca with a candlestick
still playing chess in the wee wee hours
on Charolette street I take
an old chess set from hotel
the ghost of Joshua
is still in search of Robert James
and it's what it is
it's what it is now
oh it's what it is
what it is now
DoctorKraken42 wrote:
What song should I chessify next?
Best thread i've seen ... congrats!
How about Hello, by Adele 
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#14
okay, I will tomorrow. but first, in honour of Christmas:
You'd better watch out, you'd better resign, you'd better not pout I'm telling you why
Kasparov is coming to town
he sees you when you're playing
he spots every mistake
he knows if you are bad or good so get good for goodness sake
he's matin' the king
checkin' it twice
gonna find out who's balck and who's white
Kasparov is coming to town
he's here to give a simul
he knows you're gonna come
he knows what openings you play so mix it up for goodness sake
he's matin' the king
check in' it twice
gonna find out who's black and who's white
Kasparov is coming to town
he sees just what you're thinking
he knows you'll take the bait
he knows that you can't calculate the amazing mate in eight
he's matin' the king
checkin' it twice
gonna find out who's black and who's white
Kasparov is coming to town
Brilliant!!!!!!!
Kasparov, the best player ever
Holy F*** these are awesome. You sir should win couple of internets.
win a couple of internets? The doctor is cordially invited to join the staff writers at Elenin Studios
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/sneak-preview-from-elenin-studioshellipv2-lives-coming-this-fall
DoctorKraken42, these are amazing. This thread definitely needs more views!
RonaldJosephCote wrote:
win a couple of internets?
It's an old meme :)
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-win-the-internet
None the less - these are awesome. Keep it up Doc
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Is this the real chess?
Is this just 960?
Caught in a kight fork, no
escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look down at the board and see
I'm just a patzer, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Good at blitz, bad at slow
Any way you castle doesn't really matter to me,
To me.
Karpov, just lost a game,
Put my queen on the wrong square, hung my knight and now I'm here,
Karpov,
The game had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Karpov, ooooooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again next round tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on,
As if nothing really matters.
Too late, my time is up,
Sends shivers down my spine,
King gets mated all the time.
Goodbye Capablanca, I've got to go,
Gotta leave the match behind and face the truth,
Karpov, oooooh, I dont wanna lose,
I sometimes wish I'd never played chess at all!
I see a little silhouetto of a Tal
Kasparov, Kasparov, will you play the Ruy Lopez?
Sicilians and Berlins, very very frustrating!
(Capablanca). Capablanca. (Capablanca) Capablanca. Capablanca Alekhine magnifico!
I'm just a patzer, nobody loves me
He's just a patzer from a Dumb family spare him his king from this discovery!
Easy come, easy to, will you take a draw?
Bismillah, no! We will not take a draw.
Take a draw!
Bismillah, we will not take a draw!
Take a draw!
Bismillah! We will not take a draw!
Take a draw!
We will not take a draw!
Take a draw!
We will not take a draw!
Wil you ever take a draaaaaw?
No no no no no no no!
Oh Anatoly Anatoly,
Anatoly take a draw!
Bobby Fischer has a novelty prepared for me, for meee, for meeeeeeee!
So you think you can mate me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can play bad and then win on time?
Oh Kramnik
Can't do this to me Kramnik
Just gotta get out, of the Maro-oczy bind!
Winning really, matters, anyone can see.
Winning really matters,
Winning really matters,
To me.
(Any way you castle.)