Chuck Norris Joke

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Lol :_(

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Chuck Norris once tried teaching Chess. He was such a good teacher, that Chess failed the exam.

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When Jesus has sex, he screams Chuck Norris’ name.

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I was at the zoo once, when I saw Chuck Norris jump into the bear cage. I screamed “What are you doing?? Get out of there you idiot!!”

Well I didn’t have to tell that bear twice. He LEAPT right out of the cage!

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The Internet didn't create Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris created the Internet so there would be somewhere for Chuck Norris jokes.

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Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally. He came back with his shirt ironed & a sandwich.