Chuck Norris vs Magnus Carlsen
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invincible_knight
Aug 20, 2013
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Ziryab wrote:
chasm1995 wrote:
Ziryab wrote:
Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.
In the President's Man movies, he plays chess.
Is the board set-up correctly? THAT would be impressive.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you'd be twice as funny as you are now. Just because Chuck Norris is seend as a martial arts hero, it doesn't mean he's an incompetent.
chasm1995 wrote:
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
Did you come up with that line yourself? I like it!
macer75 wrote:
chasm1995 wrote:
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
Did you come up with that line yourself? I like it!
No, I didn't. I read it in a book. I just felt it was appropriate in the context in whic I used it.
Carlsen is white, right?
NewArdweaden wrote:
Carlsen is white, right?
Yes, all Norwegians are white.
Aug 20, 2013
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macer75 wrote:
NewArdweaden wrote:
Carlsen is white, right?
Yes, all Norwegians are white.
The term "white" as a racial term means little in the land of the Sami.
Aug 20, 2013
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chasm1995 wrote:
Ziryab wrote:
chasm1995 wrote:
Ziryab wrote:
Norris is such a joke, and I'm certain that he is no better than average at checkers. Chess, quite clearly, is far beyond his capacities. Of course, on camera, his martial arts skills are impressive. Hence, he might get away with cheating in the movies.
In the President's Man movies, he plays chess.
Is the board set-up correctly? THAT would be impressive.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, you'd be twice as funny as you are now. Just because Chuck Norris is seend as a martial arts hero, it doesn't mean he's an incompetent.
His politics reveals his incompetence. But, the real point is that Norris's legendary martial arts skills, obviously not limited to the silver screen, applied to the chessboard and littering chess forums on this site and others, is FAR BEYOND ridiculous. No doubt, Carlsen could imbibe too much Russian Vodka and still crush Norris at chess while blindfolded.
In a physical fight, I'd still take Carlsen due to Norris's age.
"Superfoot" Bill Wallace whupped Chuck Norris--twice. I'd take Wallace over Norris any day of the week.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle he justs allows you to lose.
macer75 wrote:
NewArdweaden wrote:
Carlsen is white, right?
Yes, all Norwegians are white.
I believe many Norwegians (politically most correct nation) would disagree.
Yes, Chuck can win a friendly game by cheating and breaking the rules. Unfortunately it only makes him a patzer.
Tough luck Chuck.
Magnus will have you for breakfast with some toast and a cup of coffee.
Chuck Norris beat Houdini using cntrl-alt-delete.
Legally-Blonde wrote:
Yes, Chuck can win a friendly game by cheating and breaking the rules. Unfortunately it only makes him a patzer.
Tough luck Chuck.
Magnus will have you for breakfast with some toast and a cup of coffee.
Chuck Norris doesn't break rules. He determines what the rules are.
Legally-Blonde wrote:
Chuck Norris beat Houdini using cntrl-alt-delete.
Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Control key. Chuck Norris is always in control.
dang! i thought i had those covered!
back to the drawing board.
xxvalakixx wrote:
Legally-Blonde wrote:
Yes, Chuck can win a friendly game by cheating and breaking the rules. Unfortunately it only makes him a patzer.
Tough luck Chuck.
Magnus will have you for breakfast with some toast and a cup of coffee.
Chuck Norris doesn't break rules. He determines what the rules are.
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