create the most stupid chess pieces!

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SonicBoi2025

The killer knight. If you capture it, your king dies.

Iansicles

The basketball. Shoot it to the HOOP piece (you gotta click a perfect timing on a sliding bar) and if you make it... You get an extra rook or knight it is your choice (hoop piece doesn't move it's immobile unless blocking check (basketball and hoop is illegal to capture)

IndoNormPlayer924

The Non-Queen. If you capture a piece by the Non-Queen, you lose the Non-Queen but not the piece you capture. Also, after you play, your Elo is -100. So if you win but you capture a piece by the Non-Queen, you lose. Get it?

Derek-C-Goodwin

The drunken king, it falls over after two moves.

Wind

Pirate: if you touch it, roll a 8 side die and the number you get is the direction you can move to.

Wind

Also this is super cool, let's pin it!

Iansicles

Yes

Superplayer7472

The One-gogoolplex-and-thirty-four-tailed monkey. You can move it during the opponent’s turn, and if it captures something, you win, and if it jumps over a piece, all pieces of that sort dissapears, and if it moves at all, you get a new queen anywhere, and if the opponent captures it, you win; but it simply doesn’t move.

Iansicles

Queen g8+

adninyelng

a queen that can only be on g8

Hot_Rash

Overclocked piece-Turns into a random piece after capturing

SonicBoi2025

The poo. It can only capture a pawn.

xxKaiju08xx
The butt. It does not do anything but poop which only blocks your pieces
KittensCrew

The Potatocat. He if it's your turn, and you want to go with this piece, he goes at random square.

SliverWoIf
The why. Every fifth total move, it can move on more place vertically or diagonally in any direction, starting at 0 moves. Every capture, it can move like a knight using only on vertical or diagonal move
ayanshmishr

Sheldon - every time you make a bad move the player with the Sheldon can give the piece 1 strikes if the piece exceedes 3 strikes it is eliminated

ArrasLynx

this could get interesting...

ArrasLynx

[L-39] Overprot? king.

moves like the king, but when put in check, it spawns 8 queens, each surrounding it in a 1x1 radius away from it. the only way it can be captured is if its put in checkmate.

chesstornedo

Baby,it moves every 5 moves and only moves diagonally one square.If captured,you lose.

ayanshmishr

Leonard-it has a asthma attack every 5 moves if it can reach the Sheldon in 2 moves it recover if not it is eliminated and the players queen is eliminated (it can move diagonally and vertically and can capture pieces in any direction)