Invent the dumbest chess piece/Most useless chess piece EVER

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Invent the dumbest piece you think is the dumbest. Don't invent a piece that is already there like the ferz or the pawn. Invent your own dumbest piece. Don't worry if you invent a piece that is already there, I will tell you if its there happy.png. and please mention the VALUE according to you as you invented it.

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The Sloth

It can only move after ALL pieces, except the king, is out of the board. It can only move backwards one square. It can also capture itself. VALUE = -4
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The Cube - value zero

Moves like the king.
Can not capture or be captured.
Can not move to any square that the opposing king could move to.
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The Derp - It moves like a queen and is immortal and kills all your pieces.

Value : -20

 

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The Statue- it could not move and none of your pieces can go over it. It's basically just an obstacle

Value: 0

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The traitor

Kills all of your pieces 1 square close to it

Value: -25

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The stone - it can only move to capture and it does that moving like the king, it could also capture your own pieces.

Value 2

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The coward

Moves like the king and fights for the higher rated player, until it starts to lose where it changes sides.

Value: 0

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The Ogre

It checkmates the king the second your opponent makes a move. It can teleport and switch places with any piece that is close to the king on a 1 square radius and murders you king immediately.

Value = -90

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the wall.
can be captured by anything, is on 3rd and 6th rank.
it’s a wide rook, point value 0.
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LordLythronax wrote:

Invent the dumbest piece you think is the dumbest. Don't invent a piece that is already there like the ferz or the pawn. Invent your own dumbest piece. Don't worry if you invent a piece that is already there, I will tell you if its there . and please mention the VALUE according to you as you invented it.

xqc

makes juice for all the pieces

-3 boost for pieces when nearby 3 squares

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Pice naame: oof

What does it do:

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*oofs

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value: -oof

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Piece name:You

Litherally useless,argues,trash talks you when they loses the arguement,never apologise,doesn’t even know that they are wrong and thinks that this description is not them.

piece value:-infinite

(Lol this is not targeting you just a joke)

 

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The servant:  Whenever u move a piece, the next move would be for him. (He can't move,                                                                                                                                                                       the game literally ends after one move) value=pi

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The godzilla; when it moves, captures all pieces in a cone in front of it.(atomic breath) value 6
The King Kong, can teleport onto rooks(but doesn’t capture)moves like a king value 8
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Is it funny??
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The extreme pacifist.  Replaces the e-pawn.  Moves one square any direction.  Cannot capture or deliver check.  Must be moved whenever attacked even if pinned against the king (capturing the king is allowed).  If it is attacked and any move would keep it under attack then it initiates a sit-in and all pieces for that player freeze in place (the player passes and allows the other player to keep making uninterrupted moves until the pacifist can move to a square that is not under attack).

Value: i

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The EMP

Value - opening: 0 mid.game: -7 end game: +2

Its starting position is on the line where the e1-e2 squares meet. When a opponents piece gets 2 centimeters (0.78 inches) close to it, it will freeze for the rest of the game rendering it absolutely useless. Your peices are fine around it but, if a rook goes from e1 to e2 it will turn into a king giving you a second chance of suviving a game but the second king cant go beyond the 3rd (6th, if black) rank.

Its symbol on the chess bord will be a melting lighting strike.