Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

37. ... After vandalism, admins have semi-protected the game

heheh lol my ip is blocked from editing wikipedia until december 10th

why

didn't know the difference between "hylian" and "hyrulean"

lmfao

37...Remember the meatball from move 34#? Black takes the meatball and THROWS IT AT WHITE, causing him to contract skibidi toilet disease...

note: what @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu said wasn't a move, as it wasn't done by white or black)

Roll damage. 2d4 cringe

As the meatball flies towards the white kings face, it splatters across is face, and now every turn he takes 6 psychological (cringe) damage. When he drops to 0 hit points (39.), he turns into skibidi toilet. 
38. ROOK used MORTAR! 
A CRITICAL HIT!
All PAWNS on A7-C7 fainted!
(Chess notation 38:armxabc7)

38. Black plays P(e8,e1,<>), which means any piece on e8 can teleport to e1 and vice versa.

39. Qf9

gold joins the game with a newly bought expansion pack that allows them to use two different boards at the same time but is locked to other players

40: The lavender weather forecast man makes weather terrible. Flash floods occur every 5 moves, meteors every 7, and lightning every 3. Rain is gonna be here forever

you can't make two moves in a row