Let's make an anarchy game! (inspired by the one on the subreddit r/AnarchyChess)

Rxb4

Bxf6

The table gets flipped by UNKNOWN FORCEs, causing allconventional chess pieces to fall through the floor and into the backrooms.

A white pawn finds majoras mask

Guys dont let this die

bupm

Qz17, reaches 10th dimension, promotes to God. #

An army of duck chessmen arrive

Duck e4

White f pawn picks up a gatling gun

what move is it

I think its blacks move

no, the move number

ehh idk
i'll just make smth up. move 33, black to move

With that said:

33. ...Pomni to h5. Pomni will wander aimlessly around the board searching for an exit until she is captured or finds the exit.

Ok

34.Thermonuclear bomb to e8

33*

its over move 90 at this point

91. chesse cobra hitman eats thermonuclear bomb and decides to eat e8 for good measure