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Dec 21, 2017
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Balloons are POPular at birthday parties.
What happened when someone threw a rock and broke the journalist's window?
It was shown as Breaking News.
Scientists have trying to make snails go faster by removing their shells, but found it just makes them sluggish.
A, More entertaining, than not ; Series channel, on "YouTube"; In around, its' 5th year, or so !
"Comedians, in Cars, Getting Coffee."
Maurice Ashley's head is smoother than Carlsen's games.
What do you call a Muslim dinosaur? AllahSaurus!!!!
Who was Aaron Burr's lumberjacking son?
Tim Burr!
Eyegor wrote:
Scientists have trying to make snails go faster by removing their shells, but found it just makes them sluggish.
.. "Bill Bailey", {'Brit' comedian}, on 'Sirens'/ "YouTube" ..{pretty funny!}.
Dec 27, 2017
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username999999999 wrote:
PolicyDebater wrote:
username999999999 wrote:
Let's debate then.
bring it
Let's start with feminism
no.
Why?
A woman asked her man can you go to the grocery store and get me a bottle of milk and if they have eggs then take home six. So the man came back home with six bottles of milk.
Asked the woman, why did you brought me six bottle of milk?
Said the man, they had eggs.
lol
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and
started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and
asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you
charge?"
.. The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other
materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the
conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around
the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he
asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed,
the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch,
it's a Ferrari."
The wife and I just watched 3 DVDs back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.
A Marine dies in combat and wakes up to find he is in hell. He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself I know I led a wild life but, Hell, I'm a Marine. We're expected to live wild lives. I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this. "
Looking up he sees that it is his turn to be processed into hell. With fear and heavy heart, he walks up to the counselor.
Counselor: What's the problem, you look depressed?
Marine: Well, what do you think? I'm in hell.
Counselor: Hell's not so bad; we actually have a lot of fun. Do you like to drink?
Marine: Of course I do. I'm a Marine.
Counselor: Well then, you are going to love Mondays, On Mondays we drink up a storm. You can have whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, whatever you want and as much you want. We party all night long. You'll love Mondays. Do you smoke?
Marine: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Counselor: You are going to love Tuesdays. Tuesday is smoke day. You get to smoke the finest cigars and best cigarettes available anywhere. And you smoke to your heart's desire without worrying about cancer because you are already dead! Is that great or what? You are going to love Tuesdays.
Do you like to fight?
Marine: Of course I do. I'm a Marine!
Counselor: You are going to love Wednesdays. That's Fighting Day. We challenge each other to fights to see who's the toughest in Hell. You don't have to worry about getting hurt or killed, because you're already dead. You are going to love Wednesdays. Do you gamble?
Marine: Show me a Marine who doesn't!
Counselor: You are going to love Thursdays, because we gamble all day and night. Black jack, craps, poker, slots, horse races, everything! You are going to love Thursdays.
Are you gay?
Marine: Of course, not! I'm a Marine!
Counselor: Oh (grimaces), you're going to hate Fridays.
What did the circle say to the triangle? You're pointless