hang on a second...I can see what you've done there...you've rather cleverly taken arguably the best known line from Hamlet and crossed it with chess algebraic notation....great stuff!
However I'm not too happy about the reference to our dislecix friedns though...!
Anyone know how to report a member on the basis that they are mocking a disabled group that cannot fend for themselves in a thread?
Here's a joke I made up:
A slightly dislexic person was playing chess. The beginning didn't go very well, as they were only able to move two knights and the b and g pawns at first. At this point they had to decide whether or not to forchette their bishops. After a while, their opponent asked them what they were doing. "2B or not 2B, that is the question" they replied.