the never ending chess story

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mitharris

He laughed at his cleverness,

Went out the door,

Into the Wilderness,

Set off on shore. 

Defence4Gizchehs

Wow what a Rating!
I will beat it in Chess 960. 

msjenned

And he found had three nipple.

DrSpudnik

Oddly enough the third nipple had a 960 rating and posted irrelevant crap in threads. Surprised So it got pinched!

msjenned

>>nausea for patrons. 

PLAVIN81

HE THEN PLAYED THE NEXT LEG OF HIS GAME

DrSpudnik

It was a dangerous game, a game of cat and mouse played for a penny a point, if there were a point to it at all.

ChessforFunn

And then he remembered everything... everything... even the chicken that started it all.

Chessking47

But he went to the one at De Anza, Silverado, Pacifica, and McClellan in Cupertino and 800 chickens and 1 chicken leg.

Chessking47

The first MacFryPad was for him, but he dropped a chicken leg on it, it stopped functioning, and it turned out there was 1 ppm concentration of the worst poison in the world from the chip.

DrSpudnik

It was even worst than the poison from Bobby McFryPad, the a capella yodeler from Uzbekistan.

AndyClifton

Where they have also by and large never heard of Clara Bow.

DrSpudnik

She was a thing of unspeakable beauty. she had Bette Davis eyes, Walter Pigeon toes and Clara Bow legs. Best not to speak of it.

AndyClifton

And don't forget those Rita Gam gams!