the never ending chess story

and was almost devoured until...

...they realized that they'd forgotten to get the cole slaw and the mashed potatoes and gravy (in those weird little styrofoam containers).

*GobbleGobbleGobbleGobble*...

So a generation of chicken legs from moldy to new, attacked the people

but instead people eat those chicken leg away

then Earth got CHICKEN NUKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there was a time bomb in the chicken legs so the people blown up too.

Then everyone moved to Mars...

For their Deep Fried Bars

they also met a man named lars.

who liked tar...

and sport cars

He did not like war...

But then Harry potter came and said "Excepecto Patrono" and summoned a patronus that ate all the demented chicken legs.

"I couldn't believe it", said the chicken leg which has no mouth.

Hey! the chicken leg plays chess! it played g4 "the chicken leg attack"

the chicken leg was actually harry potter!!

Chicken Leg leaned back to ponder the situation, accidentally pressing the "Stop Time" button on the microwave. Orange noticed but before he could form the word "crap"....he did.

With time stopped, gradually Time Travelers began to become visible...first Elvis...then all the socks that had disappeared from driers.

and blew up