The socks began pairing up.
Soon, socks began associating based on similarlities. For example, the sport socks began spending more time together. No one seemed to want to associate with the socks with holes in the toes.
The darker socks began to feel discriminated against by the light colored socks. A pair of socks composed of different colors was considered a mismatch.
Much depended on where you were made.
There was a leadership void among the socks. Everyone was a potential puppet.
Then Kim Kardashian volunteered to be the leader of the socks. They started five reality tv shows.
Kim suggested they occupy a city or region in protest. Another sock, Snookie, pointed out, they had no one to protest against. By this time, all the socks had began adopting the name of famous intellectuals from before the Big Bang.
Not deterred, the sock suggested occupying the Pacific Northwest in America.
This was quickly rejected. No one wanted to be a wet sock.
Many of the brown socks like the idea of a warmer climate.
Several of the athletic socks (ironically many of whom were black) said they would only move to Phoenix if they were paid.
A few white socks insisted there be a procedure to ensure all socks were made in the USA...perhaps a tag that could be inspected on demand.
Most of the socks assembled were, of course, not from the USA. By then, most socks were made in China.
Soon, talk began about the "ugly, American socks."
If they had thought about it longer they might have realized "Ugly, socks from America" made a better acronym.
Then all the socks caught fire...
Then Harry Potter came and...
"Darn," said one of the surviving socks, the one they called Hanes.
"Darn" was a favorite saying among socks. It was apparent, a lot of darning would be occurring in the near future.
"Darn you socks", Kim yelled. "Darn all of you socks."
At that moment, the socks realized, this wasn't going to be easy.
and drink water
and the wet socks began to stinks like a dead rat...
This gave Kim an idea for a new perfume.
She ponder this as she continued darning socks. "Darn you socks....darn you socks" she yelled.
Then Ryan Seacrest tried to take over the world. Dick Clark fought back against Ryan valiantly, refusing to relinquish the Rockin' New Year's Eve to the evil Ryan.
Unfortunately, no one could understand a word Mr. Clark was saying. He preferred to be called Mr. Clark rather than...anyway. Mr. Clark started hopping and spinning in place, the universal sign for "fire."
The entire surface of the earth became covered in socks.