the never ending chess story

...I was around so I smote his lackluster talentless butt with a mighty smiter.

And so the last remaining life form died as he could not finish his story...

fortunately this flea escaped from a stemcell research lab where he gained super natural abilities such as sparkling silver wings and the ability to speak and write english.

Meanwhile, some people were building a nuclear hydrogen bomb...

, not just one of those stupid old-fashioned chemical hydrogen bombs, and...

They died too.

however that shady flea was still around to tell the tale of

No he wasnt.

I think we owe all those dead people and those dead flies some silence

meanwhile in hell andyclifton was blowin some guy and

They went up to Earth and held out a shotgun, pointing directly at Henryoliver...

Henryoliver got on his knees pleading for his life unfortunately...

...while BFischer1972 waited for his opposable thumbs to grow in.

andyclifton was still in hell blowin some guy

...while all the farmboys of Plainview (like who else would live there?) nightly gave new meaning to the term "sheep dip."

and so BFischer1972 decided to go join andyclifton in doing so.

unfortunetly for henry and andy, Bfischer1972 isnt a fruitcake so instead of joining them in their gay sex in hell he killed them both and spawn camped them for eternity for when you die in hell you just respawn.

Unfortunately.. Henry spoke the truth.

henry didnt speak much again since he did not have the chance to say anything before being spawn killed for eternity

Then BF72 got called up by one of those radio game shows and they told him that all he had to do to win a classic Pontiac GTO was to spell "GTO"!  Naturally any of us would have been delighted by the news...but for BF72 it just proved to be one more item on his long list of missed opportunities.