because she turned out the light
the never ending chess story
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But before he could respond he was knocked out suddenly and everything went black. When he woke he was alone in a small dusty room with a old piano in it.
Jan 6, 2012
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#564
The piano had been drinking and vomited all over the place, making a fool of itself and getting the stink eye from its wife, the cauliflower.
who got so boiling mad she wilted.
and then the inntestines gurgled and BROKE!!!
there was a large farting noise
Jan 15, 2012
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#571
and everyone looked around furtively to see if they could tell who dealt it.
the cat had a "ate the canary" smirk on it's face. Was it's mouth full or it's bowl gasless?
Jan 15, 2012
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#573
there's nothing worse than a gasless bowl, especially from a giant black canary that got et by a cat.
He's propped up against the mantle, stiff as board since he's been dead for 14 years.
Jan 16, 2012
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#575
And granny said, don't patronize me you little turd. I know you think I'm as interesting as a one-legged goat in a tap dance contest! And she threw ninja death stars at the lizard child's head.
But dense as he was, they bounced off, hit the metal chair, richoceted off and hit a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan fell and landed on the bed, bounced in the air and hit a soccer ball on the shelf which rolled to the end bounced down a book shelf and landed on the edge of a pie which flipped in to the air scattering fruit fragments which flew in to Grandma's mouth and caused her to choke to death.
Jan 17, 2012
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#579
Lizard girl intended to elope with him, but all she did was sit in the corner staring with those vertical slit eyes, flicking her tongue while Pikachu darted around the room. Had only granny turned up the thermostat before she choked on a dried fruit chunk, history may have ended differently.
wich leads to darkness