Why do you like chess?

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t27_dario

I like chess because the smarter one wins

AndyClifton

Oops...try again.

stewartkwok

Well Dario,why do you like chess???

stewartkwok

I like chess because it helps me think

AndyClifton

No, it isn't.

AndyClifton

Nope...not if you're paying for entry fees and books.

Abhishek2

i _______ chess.

AndyClifton

I too draw a blank at chess.

AndyClifton

Brilliant point, SkullBoy.

plotsin

I like i because there's no luck and only the better person wins

AndyClifton

Sure there's luck.  And define "better person"...

mrguy888
plotsin wrote:

I like i because there's no luck and only the better person wins

What do you call it when you roll 6 bishops in a row? What if your opponent dies and loses on time?

Elubas

Well, health does play a role...

plotsin

@mrguy888 lol. what does it mean to roll 6 bishops?

day_widni69

Chess is almost a good game, but I feel the rook should be replaced by something else, like a dog.

AndyClifton

I don't know exactly (but I doubt very much if you're getting into heaven).

AndyClifton
day_widni69 wrote:

Chess is almost a good game, but I feel the rook should be replaced by something else, like a dog.

At this site they think of everything...

mrguy888
plotsin wrote:

@mrguy888 lol. what does it mean to roll 6 bishops?

When you roll the die and it lands on bishop 6 times in a row.

day_widni69
AndyClifton wrote:

I don't know exactly (but I doubt very much if you're getting into heaven).

But I'm straight, and a Christian.

day_widni69
skullskullskull wrote:

Witty retort, Muppetface.

At least I have a face.