Worst Excuses for Losing

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I played 1.g4 e5 2.f4 just to see if you saw the mate and you didn't mate me so I ragequit

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I died

 

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Earthquake

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i was murdered

 

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I had a class

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I don't know how the pieces move

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I was checkmating the next move 

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I had to pick up my daughter from another tournament in 15 mins and you were taking too much time to think

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Your queen had a tiny needle on it that injected sleep medicine into me

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(online chess) it is late here

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i went to sleep at 5 AM

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my engine told me the wrong move

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i am throwing up

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hi

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hi

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hi

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hi

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100th pot wheres my trophy

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