Worst Excuses for Losing

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CookedQueen

I played 1.g4 e5 2.f4 just to see if you saw the mate and you didn't mate me so I ragequit

I_am_awesome36

I died

 

Eseles

Earthquake

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

i was murdered

 

graysandwich

I had a class

realybadchess

I don't know how the pieces move

cagribey93

I was checkmating the next move 

Brobotics_brofessor

I had to pick up my daughter from another tournament in 15 mins and you were taking too much time to think

Brobotics_brofessor

Your queen had a tiny needle on it that injected sleep medicine into me

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

(online chess) it is late here

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

i went to sleep at 5 AM

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

my engine told me the wrong move

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

i am throwing up

iballisticsquid123

hi

iballisticsquid123

hi

iballisticsquid123

hi

iballisticsquid123

hi

iballisticsquid123

100th pot wheres my trophy

graysandwich
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