your username is a new rule in chess, how does the rule work?

not actually making a chess varient, but the responses might be fun (btw, my username is converted to a rult that states that if both players play 6 moves into the game without a piece taken, a space off of the board is summoned that is the L space, it is only possible for knights to enter since a piece would need to jump from the regular board to the L space (put as a separate token on a different part of the table) to get to the square, if you land on the square with your knight, it becomes a fantom knight which can move one other piece with it to a square adjacent to the square it moves to, i know this ruins chess, but that is sort of the point)

Me and my opponent are chatting in a game chat instead of moving pieces

so it just becomes text chess? how do you checkmate?

nothing would change on this site, 99.9% of games on this site are decided by hanging pieces.

@HangingPiecesChomper wrong all games are decided by hanging pieces.
even gm hang pieces, we are all equal

Draw by agreement. Or, if we both forget about the clock, the white lose on time

so it's just debating? what if a person knows they are wrong but will not admit it?

It is chatting primarily which might be a civilised debating as well

Ummm...... Learn physics ?

Only those who have learned physics can play chess

Except me ofc

Average players become great players but because they are no longer average they go back to their original skill and become average again but since they are average again then...I think you get it infinite loop

Launch a random Surface to Air Missile at the opponent's civilian airliner

Whoever loses the chess game must play a flute song of the winners choosing. (sheet music must be shown)