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HorribleTomato

If you lose, don't get upset, just post it here! Analysis is possible for ALL GAMES, and I will try to cheer you up by the GOOD moves you make, and teach you a lesson by the BAD moves you make.

HorribleTomato

Here is one of my epic fails. I practically trolled myself :-)

 

riagan

I played this line for years but my opponent was somehow able to refute it. I was shocked.

HorribleTomato

Well glad to see another troll around. It's getting kind of lonely with only Kaynight around

HorribleTomato

Plus, you're horrible at bluffing. Your archive is there for all to see... that you play e4.

riagan

So it is only possible to play chess online?

HorribleTomato

YES! You go to boredbutton.com, spam the button until you reach the NOOT NOOT site, then start honking and forget about chess.com!

riagan

In this case there is only one solution: KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HorribleTomato

No.. the answer is... Thai food!

Waredude

Here you go!

 

[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "03/19/2018 05:42PM"]
[White "Waredude (943)"]
[Black "Papiwins (766)"]

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bc4 Nc6 4.d3 a6 5.Nc3 b5 6.Bd5 b4 7.Bxc6 Bd7 8.Bxd7 Qxd7 9.Nd5 O-O-O 10.Nxb4 a5 11.Nd5 Nf6 12.Bg5 Re8 13.Nxf6 gxf6 14.Bxf6 Bg7 15.Bxg7 Rhg8 16.O-O Rxg7 17.Qd2 Qg4 18.Ne1 Reg8 19.g3 h5 20.f3 Qh3 21.Qf2 h4 22.c3 hxg3 23.hxg3 Rh7 24.Qg2 Rxg3 25.Kf2 Rxg2 26.Nxg2 Rg7 27.Rg1 Qg3 28.Kf1 Qxf3 29.Ke1 Qxd3 30.Rd1 Qxe4 31.Kf1 Qf3 32.Ke1 Rxg2 33.Rxg2 Qxg2 34.Rd2 Qg1 35.Ke2 f5 36.Rd1 Qg2 37.Ke3 f4 38.Kd3 e4 39.Kd4 c5 40.Kc4 Qg8 41.Kb5 Qxa2 42.Rxd6 Qxb2 43.Kc4 Qa3 44.Kd5 e3 45.Rf6 Qxc3 46.Rxf4 e2 47.Kc6 e1Q 48.Rf8 Qe8 49.Rxe8# {Waredude won by checkmate}

HorribleTomato

Just C and P that to the PGN to get the game, and wow, LOL, nice mate!