Reep, I might be wrong, but the following things are definietly right:
1. 15.Bf7# is NOT a forfeit.
2. You do NOT need touchdowns to checkmate.
3. You don't have anything to support your claims, while I have Stockfish to support me with the early checkmate controversy.
4.Try getting a titled player to support your claim because that should teach you Carlsen isn't with you.
5. You can't do king sacs.
6. Last of all, of course Carlsen(and me) won't understand it! Do you expect a grandmaster or an at least mediocre player(me) to understand a completely amateurish game?!
No, you don't understand.
This was an extremely high-level game. Stockfish doesn't even begin to understand the concepts behind these moves. Not even Carlsen could make any sense of it. Appealing to authorities like Carlsen and Stockfish won't mean anything, because this is way over their heads.
It’s funny but really trash.