Well, they say chess is all about pattern recognition. It looks to me like you learned two patterns! 
My worst games ever, THE worst games ever
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hihihi !
she could have said that she beat me all the time now...
@SisyphusofChess: i am so scared/scarred now from these two games... i really, really hope i've learned a lesson! 
@verslest: you know i can't beat you like that!
When you are starting out it's generally a bad idea to lift that f pawn early. You'll cut back on a lot of these kind of checkmates if you adhere to this advice. 
tamdao wrote:
On this site, the opponent I've played the most with is my friend Jonathan. About 1/3 of my games have been played with him. In fact, my worst games have been with him. I wish that it could have been me to brag about this, but I was actually the one that allowed myself to be mated in three moves. Yes, THREE. Not much to see, but here it is:
... granted, I had only learned to play a month and a half prior to that game.
But I didn't learn my lesson and not too long after that, it happened again in five moves:
The worse the games the better. Seriously, you learn the most in those type of games.
WildFireMayhem wrote:
When you are starting out it's generally a bad idea to lift that f pawn early. You'll cut back on a lot of these kind of checkmates if you adhere to this advice.
honestly, i am scared of lifting any kingside pawns in the opening now! 
On this site, the opponent I've played the most with is my friend Jonathan. About 1/3 of my games have been played with him. In fact, my worst games have been with him. I wish that it could have been me to brag about this, but I was actually the one that allowed myself to be mated in three moves. Yes, THREE. Not much to see, but here it is:
... granted, I had only learned to play a month and a half prior to that game.
But I didn't learn my lesson and not too long after that, it happened again in five moves: