The tofu attack

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Leither123
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:

Twofoes eat tofu, toe fungus's with meat to go, fools.
Two pros for eight toes (be 4 toes each) with many feats of their fingers, cool.
Two fun guys with their bungled up bungies eat toe jam, so drool.
Too mush room to eat the feet with lime beets and tofu, so go to school.
WTF, OMFG, STFU, 4COL, ASAP, BSF, CSL, FCOL, IDGAD, d00d, IDST, don't ridicule... 

Bird rap, oh what crap, IGGP.

 

  "To fu or not to coagulate, that is the answer."

are you going MAD? angry.png

Leither123
How to lose in 6 moves- act as black
 

 

Leither123

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Queen_Liza
Awesome! They resigned?
Queen_Liza
No resigning okay?
Queen_Liza
Salutes were beautiful!
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GMchess259

wow.  you play goodCool

RMVZ896

Why play Rf7?

0weirdwhacko0
incantevoleutopia wrote:

Threads like this can make you lose even the brain cells you didn't know you had.

Hilarious comments like yours can make them regrow.

Karnakatz

Psychology has a place in chess. Chamikazee chess causes panic and then mistakes.

https://www.chess.com/daily/game/170950242

 

Karnakatz

It is that but not limited to China. Most of Asia has it along with some Eastern African civilisations.

Karnakatz

That simply means you have good taste! wink.png

 

Karnakatz

I'm no lover of tofu.

 

Karnakatz

That's no excuse!  wink.png

Karnakatz

Ooooh. That was a long time ago. All I remember was that my idea of a Tofu attack was to chuck the stuff at somebody. (I'll go back).

Karnakatz
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Karnakatz

Hmmm. It seems that the Tofu attack is predicated on an opponent's blunders and mistakes. Here's a game I played when my opponent ran into a truckload of tofu at a, "Give-way" sign.

https://www.chess.com/daily/game/170950242

 

BISHOP_e3

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