And to think I played 1. d4 in order to have a positional game...

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Fidel_Dolan

So, I call up an old friend to test out a new webcam, and invite him to play a relaxing game of chess.

I can't attack to save my life, and my opponent has made a habit of humiliating me all my life with tactical traps and hung pieces, so I decide to break out a 1.d4 opening.

Little did I know that I was going to end up attacking for my life...

Comments, especially about how poorly I attack and how I can make it better, are muchly welcomed. I kind of stumbled on through my attack until my opponent blundered in the middle of it and dropped a piece in order to save his king.

Streptomicin

that is old indian i believe.

Fidel_Dolan

Dutch, apparently, though I left book on move 2.

Streptomicin

Dutch it is, my bad.