How to Win in Chess as a Retarded Monkey
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jackie521 wrote:
After looking at the game, I have to say it's an apt title.
That was my intention you ape.
Epiloque wrote:
step 1: be me
I think i am the more retarded monkey. Let's have contest by seeing who can get the worst accuracy in a bullet game.
Jan 11, 2021
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#6
In TWO GAMES IN A ROW I blundered like this. IN A ROW.
Also, I've done that before. Blocked the queen protecting my piece with a bishop.
JackRoach wrote:
In TWO GAMES IN A ROW I blundered like this. IN A ROW.
Also, I've done that before. Blocked the queen protecting my piece with a bishop.
Lol I don't think I would fall for that because i would be greedy and take the pawn on g2 with the queen without giving a second thought. Also it would save my bishop indirectly.
Jan 12, 2021
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#10
I don't remember if it was the exact position or not... but I only saw the d-pawn move, not the bishop threatening my queen if that makes sense.
I DONT UNDERSTAND IT WONT LET ME GET STARSSSSSSSS
Jan 12, 2021
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JackRoach wrote:
In TWO GAMES IN A ROW I blundered like this. IN A ROW.
Also, I've done that before. Blocked the queen protecting my piece with a bishop.
I'm reminded of a finegold video where he says a friend of his always tells his students to play the fried liver, and if they blunder the knight, to play d4 because most of the time the opponent forgets his queen is attacked.
It's the 21st Century. It's no longer cool to use the word "retarded."
B1ZMARK wrote:
More forcing was 29. Rh8+!!
It was still forced checkmate but yes I missed that.
DrChesspain wrote:
It's the 21st Century. It's no longer cool to use the word "retarded."
It's what all the cool kids call each other now boomer
B1ZMARK wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
In TWO GAMES IN A ROW I blundered like this. IN A ROW.
Also, I've done that before. Blocked the queen protecting my piece with a bishop.
I'm reminded of a finegold video where he says a friend of his always tells his students to play the fried liver, and if they blunder the knight, to play d4 because most of the time the opponent forgets his queen is attacked.
They must be pretty crappy students if they are paired with people who can't see their queen being attacked.
Jan 12, 2021
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#19
DrChesspain wrote:
It's the 21st Century. It's no longer cool to use the word "retarded."
it's cool if I say it's cool
Jan 12, 2021
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#20
Redgreenorangeyellow wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
In TWO GAMES IN A ROW I blundered like this. IN A ROW.
Also, I've done that before. Blocked the queen protecting my piece with a bishop.
I'm reminded of a finegold video where he says a friend of his always tells his students to play the fried liver, and if they blunder the knight, to play d4 because most of the time the opponent forgets his queen is attacked.
They must be pretty crappy students if they are paired with people who can't see their queen being attacked.
Seeing the kids in my city, I wouldn't regard them too highly.