Because you can't spell
1000 Reasons Why You Always Loose in Chess ♟

I always loose cos my pieces are always lose, I loose my concentration then I go to the loos when I loose to losen myself up, and they say I'm a bad looser.
He gets a stomach tumult and has to go to the toilet. Well, at least that's what happens to me - Burp
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