1000 Reasons Why You Always Loose in Chess ♟

Not this thread again. Use the old ones at least...

Because I play for fun...

Who cares? it's just for fun...

Who cares? it's just for fun...

Because my girlfriend distract my attention. She's so good😁!!

@pushwood You let your cat out of the house again! P.S. His last comment is about you. Send him to animal shelter.

when you think the king = bait

I hate chess books&engine and gm notation

You lose because you where invited to play bullet and you decided that it means you shoot bullets on the chess board and who shoots more wits so then you started asking your opponent what's bullet but when he didn't answer you where so mad that you started swearing but you are soo slow at tipping that you lost on time not even realising its your turn.   Did this happen to anyone new to chess.com at that point?   (exept for me) 

You lose (your life) after pulling the trigger. You thought Bullet chess is Russian roulette.

I blunder my queen in the beginning of the game

You never think 🤔, you just move

I play chess after drinking colds medicine. Loose phlegm and the game.

You play Russian roulette and then you lose your life when you were about to win and then you lose by time.

You always get fools mated

You never look at what your opponent is doing