18. you jump the number 17 that brings bad luck in Italy and realize that, while you jumped finally in a forum with smart people
a decent number 17. would have been you start to jump with your finger as a kinght in a central square on your remotecontrol in the evening to avoid to see any presidential campaign so
18: Jump Knight style in your life
18. you jump the number 17 that brings bad luck in Italy and realize that, while you jumped finally in a forum with smart people a decent number 17. would have been you start to jump with your finger as a kinght in a central square on your remotecontrol in the evening to avoid to see any presidential campaign so
18: Jump Knight style in your life
and by the way I jumped the other pages thinking was ending at 17, in the first page
20. You can sing Gangnam Style really loud while beating Anand
20. You can sing Gangnam Style really loud while beating Anand
lol
You beat a 2100 rated player blindfoldely
You win the world chess championship!
you never play the king's gambit
When You do know, there is 204 squares (1:1 dimensioned) in the 8x8- Chess Board. 
When You do know, that a Knight´s move is "square root 5" squares long.
You refuse, outright to play anyone with the name Fischer, Kasparov, Anand or Chuck Norris. The latter because he already knows the outcome before knowing you or even meeting you !!
You dont trust your opponent to make a mistake
Instead, you play like a gentleman and expect your opponent to make the best possible move... and you don't mind if you both play well to a draw.