Abolish stalemate. Vote yes or no. Give no reason, just vote.

Bring back the orignal rules 

One is not amused.

So far no votes for please and thank you.

My friend, your subconscious is trying to tell you something... Cometh away from the sheeple yonder, cometh up join-eth the good shepphards, let us tend to the flock, thou too can watcheth over them, tend to them.

I just found a tiny pink lizard in my kitchen! About an inch long!

The cornered player should not be punished for not having a legal move because his opponent is responsible for that.

Checkmate is the only way a player can claim victory, *according to the rules of chess.* Winning on time is a rule *applied to* the game of chess, not a rule *of chess.* Tons of OTB games take place without a clock. Are those not games of chess.

A player whose king is not under attack cannot lose the game. His opponent is justifiably punished for creating a position in which he cannot move

Are you drunk?

Maybe was a chameleon. Have you checked it's colour today ? 

( If purple you are drunk however.. )

NO

Check to see if your pants are zipped up

Glad to see we're getting down to brass tacks.

Still pink. Not a chameleon.

I can't believe I just found another lizard. This one looks just like the other one, except it's about 3 inches long, and pink, and gray striped.

Is it trying to sell you insurance?

Sounds like a case of diphallic terrata

  Don't even have to look that one up.  Dipstick?

it should be spelt with one 'r'

zborg zborg, it is lipstick.

Hardly @MsJen.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia

Then I looked it up.  Yep.  Proper intuition.