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Ziryab

I was accused of chatting in the forums.

RiddleMeDis

What is your defense @Ziryab?

Ziryab
RiddleMeDis wrote:

What is your defense @Ziryab?

French

rooksb4

Thought this was a typo.

JosiahForReal22
Same😂
Ziryab
R00KB4 wrote:

Thought this was a typo.

It could be. Or it could be satire of a large number of typos in the forums that are not typos at all, but rather poor spelling.

siddirocks

Chatting should be okay! Nothing to worry about.

BlackKang

I putted my account onto safe mode but then some cool guy wanted to challenge me so I had to undo the safe mode, only to realize I hate 7 days per move chess argh.

chessterd5

Ziryab, chatting is a serious charge. Have you conversed with a lawyer? Have you spoken about this with anyone else? You have the right to remain silent you know? Can anyone bear witness in court that they actually heard you speaking? loose lips sink ships you know.

AlCzervik

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/accused-of-chatting

idilis

TICCPROW. here we put chatters in a box.

Future_Lawyer_89876
JosiahForReal22 wrote: Same😂

Bro, I thought I was the only 1.....

Future_Lawyer_89876
chessterd5 wrote:

Ziryab, chatting is a serious charge. Have you conversed with a lawyer? Have you spoken about this with anyone else? You have the right to remain silent you know? Can anyone bear witness in court that they actually heard you speaking? loose lips sink ships you know.

I'm a lawyer

chessterd5

#15, then post haste my good man. in the name of all things Pro Bono help my friend!

Ziryab
Future_Lawyer_89876 wrote:
chessterd5 wrote:

Ziryab, chatting is a serious charge. Have you conversed with a lawyer? Have you spoken about this with anyone else? You have the right to remain silent you know? Can anyone bear witness in court that they actually heard you speaking? loose lips sink ships you know.

I'm a lawyer

Some of my best friends are lawyers. Y’all are snakes.

AlCzervik

they chat too much?

Future_Lawyer_89876
Ziryab wrote:
Future_Lawyer_89876 wrote:
chessterd5 wrote:

Ziryab, chatting is a serious charge. Have you conversed with a lawyer? Have you spoken about this with anyone else? You have the right to remain silent you know? Can anyone bear witness in court that they actually heard you speaking? loose lips sink ships you know.

I'm a lawyer

Some of my best friends are lawyers. Y’all are snakes.

M'kay bro, It was an joke, Wdym they are snakes?

Ziryab

Lawyers can bite and their bites can hurt you. Snakes.
That's why you employ them: to go after the other snakes. If you are paying them, their bite is less poisonous.

SriyoTheGreat
Ziryab wrote:
R00KB4 wrote:

Thought this was a typo.

It could be. Or it could be satire of a large number of typos in the forums that are not typos at all, but rather poor spelling.

Congrats! You have very clearly confused me.

AlCzervik

was it too much chat?