What is your defense @Ziryab?
Accused of chatting

Thought this was a typo.
It could be. Or it could be satire of a large number of typos in the forums that are not typos at all, but rather poor spelling.

I putted my account onto safe mode but then some cool guy wanted to challenge me so I had to undo the safe mode, only to realize I hate 7 days per move chess argh.

Ziryab, chatting is a serious charge. Have you conversed with a lawyer? Have you spoken about this with anyone else? You have the right to remain silent you know? Can anyone bear witness in court that they actually heard you speaking? loose lips sink ships you know.

Ziryab, chatting is a serious charge. Have you conversed with a lawyer? Have you spoken about this with anyone else? You have the right to remain silent you know? Can anyone bear witness in court that they actually heard you speaking? loose lips sink ships you know.
I'm a lawyer

Ziryab, chatting is a serious charge. Have you conversed with a lawyer? Have you spoken about this with anyone else? You have the right to remain silent you know? Can anyone bear witness in court that they actually heard you speaking? loose lips sink ships you know.
I'm a lawyer
Some of my best friends are lawyers. Y’all are snakes.

Ziryab, chatting is a serious charge. Have you conversed with a lawyer? Have you spoken about this with anyone else? You have the right to remain silent you know? Can anyone bear witness in court that they actually heard you speaking? loose lips sink ships you know.
I'm a lawyer
Some of my best friends are lawyers. Y’all are snakes.
M'kay bro, It was an joke, Wdym they are snakes?

Lawyers can bite and their bites can hurt you. Snakes.
That's why you employ them: to go after the other snakes. If you are paying them, their bite is less poisonous.
I was accused of chatting in the forums.