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TheGrobe

Freeze them first. Both cases.

chasm1995

Or, the clasic slamming a revolving door.

TheGrobe

Now we're talking.

AndyClifton

Do it with such force that one of the panels breaks off and slams into the other one.

TheGrobe

Unscramble an egg?

AndyClifton

I've tried that (no doubt about it, you have to be pretty good at sorting things out).

chasm1995

Or, if you still thik nothign is impossible, try to stad in the middle of a nuclear explosion and survive.

AndyClifton

No problem at all!  As long as you're in one of these:

AlCzervik

Get the toothpaste back in the tube.

AlCzervik
DrSpudnik wrote:

If I just get enough sleep, eat plenty of fruits & vegetables and act kindly toward the elderly, I'll be 2500 FIDE right away!

I knew you were a meanie to us old folk!

DrSpudnik

chasm1995

Speaking of smart cars, why are they called "smart" cars, because I don't think it's smart to drive half a car.

AndyClifton

Nor is it smart in the "chic" sense of the word.

AlCzervik

Maybe they thought dumb people would buy them and due to their purchase, that would make them smart.

AndyClifton

So they would then have the opposite effect of playing chess!

blueemu

That would make a catchy sales slogan: "Smart cars, for dumb people!"

AlCzervik

The astronaut doesn't know much about cars.

ivandh

Why drive when you can go into space instead?

AndyClifton
owltuna wrote:

I will go out on a limb and say most people with an innate talent for the game could, with plenty of play and study, achieve FIDE expert level.

lol...yeah, you're gonna lose your shirt there. Smile

winerkleiner
ivandh wrote:

Why drive when you can go into space instead?

However one would still need a ride to Nasa, hehe.