Or, the clasic slamming a revolving door.
anyone can be a super GM

Or, if you still thik nothign is impossible, try to stad in the middle of a nuclear explosion and survive.

If I just get enough sleep, eat plenty of fruits & vegetables and act kindly toward the elderly, I'll be 2500 FIDE right away!
I knew you were a meanie to us old folk!

Speaking of smart cars, why are they called "smart" cars, because I don't think it's smart to drive half a car.

Maybe they thought dumb people would buy them and due to their purchase, that would make them smart.
Freeze them first. Both cases.