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Anyone want to eat my pawns?

Hello, I've been letting people eat all of my pawns latly, so...it's a thing now! SO! I might as well let people who are hungry for these pawns I am feeding to people (un)willingly! I am very (Un)tacically keen, and never (Always) miss crucial game winning moves! So, come and EAT MY FREAKING PAWNS GOAF D I PLAUNDER SOA MCUH HERERD
Hey david, go buy a book called "Pawn Power" by Hans Smoch and read it till your eyes are blooshot & your fingers are a criss-cross of papercuts in various stages of healing..... & then read it again! It's garunteed to improve your game.
Hello, I've been letting people eat all of my pawns latly, so...it's a thing now! SO! I might as well let people who are hungry for these pawns I am feeding to people (un)willingly! I am very (Un)tacically keen, and never (Always) miss crucial game winning moves! So, come and EAT MY FREAKING PAWNS GOAF D I PLAUNDER SOA MCUH HERERD