can monkey's play chess?

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kleelof
rowsweep wrote:

they ate monkey brains in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"

perhaps eating monkey brains wills make you smarter

They did so in the film series Faces Of Death too. Except it was REAL monkey brains straight from the skulls.

kleelof
Indubioproaggredi wrote:

apes have a very much larger short memory than humans and can use these informations also very much faster. also everything in orientation in a 3d room is much better and faster. they can move about 50 meters in a wood and can remember everything to go there blindfolded.

Do you have some research that points to apes having a 'larger' short term memory than humans?

1DavideM1

If monkeys would be able to play chess well, I think that we, humans, should be worried about our leadership above all the other animals in the world. Monkeys are wit, of course, but not enough to reach our level

Kasporov_Jr_Monkey

I was monkey world champion.

JamieDelarosa

That's because you could move the pieces with your feet and press the cock with your tail - a big advantage!

AKAL1

JamieDelarosa wrote:

That's because you could move the pieces with your feet and press the clock with your tail - a big advantage!

Poor Kasporov

colinsaul

If an ape had the intelligence of a three year old child [comment 138] and learned to chess, I guess it would be as much competition as as a three year old human.

fabelhaft

"i heard that chimpanzees are very smart. they have been astronauts in the past"

But then they picked up Kirsan...

fabelhaft

There is some African saying that monkeys can talk, but they avoid it since they know that it would mean that humans would make them work. Maybe they can play chess too but avoid it so they don't have to read the kibitzing.

TurboFish

I heard of a chicken that could play tic-tac-toe. True story. So why not?

kleelof
TurboFish wrote:

I heard of a chicken that could play tic-tac-toe. True story.

This is true. They had these in Hot Springs Ak. when I was a kid. Right next to the alligator wrestling.

TurboFish

kleelof wrote:

TurboFish wrote:

I heard of a chicken that could play tic-tac-toe. True story.

This is true. They had these in Hot Springs Ak. when I was a kid. Right next to the alligator wrestling.

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I would feel embarressed if I lost to the chicken. I could never show my face at the pub again.

kleelof

Imagine losing chess to a monkey or ape.

I think, for the sake of our egos, monkeys and apes should NOT be taught to play chess.

kleelof
Indubioproaggredi wrote:

chicken come from tyranus saurus rex

Maybe so. But nobody ever ate a T-Rex.

miellago98

In Chessmaster game there was a monkey called Stanley.

Boogalicious
kleelof wrote:
Indubioproaggredi wrote:

chicken come from tyranus saurus rex

Maybe so. But nobody ever ate a T-Rex.

What about the Turkeysaurus?

DrSpudnik
TurboFish wrote:

I heard of a chicken that could play tic-tac-toe. True story. So why not?

Chicken world champion.

BTW, he was delicious.

electricpawn
DrSpudnik wrote:
TurboFish wrote:

I heard of a chicken that could play tic-tac-toe. True story. So why not?

 

 

 

Chicken world champion.

BTW, he was delicious.

 

Did you have a nice conversation with him before you ATE him?

SocialPanda

There was no postmortem?

How rude! Yell

AKAL1

I should think not. It was top-notch, dinner was provided for free. Unfortunatly, only half the players could be treated to it.