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toiyabe

So you're one of those kids who constantly says "brah"?  

 

k

Scottrf
letsgohome wrote:

You don't calcuate in live chess....What?!?!?!? Thus, you are admitting that I do calcuate at a more efficient and effective rate than you. Also, calculating to me I may be wrong, since I have only being playing chess for a year now, is an essential component of a chess player. If you cannot calculate with time constraints than how can you play OTB ?

Not can't, simply dont make the effort.

letsgohome
macer75 wrote:
letsgohome wrote:

... my good man.

U mean "brah"?

o yes a simple lapse of my impeccable vocabulary brah... a simple lapse brah.

letsgohome
Scottrf wrote:
letsgohome wrote:

You don't calcuate in live chess....What?!?!?!? Thus, you are admitting that I do calcuate at a more efficient and effective rate than you. Also, calculating to me I may be wrong, since I have only being playing chess for a year now, is an essential component of a chess player. If you cannot calculate with time constraints than how can you play OTB ?

Not can't, simply dont make the effort.

LMAO. That is the ethos for the the delusional brah, and I know that you are not delusional, but indeed a very smart man. Based on your logic, you just solidified my argument that if i make the effort then why can't I become a grandmaster. Based on my stats and current progress this is a evenutalility. Thank you brah

letsgohome
Fixing_A_Hole wrote:

So you're one of those kids who constantly says "brah"?  

 

k

No, I am one of the kids brah that is in the 91st percentile of live standard brah. Why can you not suppirt me brah? I would support you if you had my ratings within your first year of playing. I wish you the best brah

2mooroo

Can I have your autograph before you become super-GM world champion chess activist celebrity?

Shivsky

Letsgohome, I've given up my inferior trolling ways and now want to be your #1 fan! 

toiyabe
letsgohome wrote:
Fixing_A_Hole wrote:

So you're one of those kids who constantly says "brah"?  

 

k

No, I am one of the kids brah that is in the 91st percentile of live standard brah. Why can you not suppirt me brah? I would support you if you had my ratings within your first year of playing. I wish you the best brah

It took you over 1400 games to get that rating.  I've played every single game(on this site) intoxicated.  Still could probably roll you, "brah."  Don't you have some Bieber to go listen to?  

letsgohome
FromMuToYou wrote:

Can I have your autograph before you become super-GM world champion chess activist celebrity?

you mean frommutoyou. Yes, that can be done. But, I only give out autographs to true fans. So you have to prove to me that you are a true fan, i will leave that to your discretion.

letsgohome
Fixing_A_Hole wrote:
letsgohome wrote:
Fixing_A_Hole wrote:

So you're one of those kids who constantly says "brah"?  

 

k

No, I am one of the kids brah that is in the 91st percentile of live standard brah. Why can you not suppirt me brah? I would support you if you had my ratings within your first year of playing. I wish you the best brah

It took you over 1400 games to get that rating.  I've played every single game(on this site) intoxicated.  Still could probably roll you, "brah."  Don't you have some Bieber to go listen to?  

Brah, you are so cool for drinking when playing chess brah. You are  my hero brah that is the benchmark of multi-tasking, how do you do it brah. 

As for the 1400 games those were the days on chess.com when you could play 5 or even more live standard games at a time brah,  which is also detriment to a beginner but i eclipsed all brah, I eclipse all.

letsgohome

Scottrf, why can you support and congratuate my accomplishments. I did not study or analyzed any games, but I used my natural talent. You are better than me at chess, i give it up to you, but i did draw against you. 

letsgohome

I just stated facts on the page and nobody has congratulated my accomplishments. Is it a lie that in my first year I am better than Carlsen in his first year?

MrDamonSmith

Can I have your autograph please? I mean, uh, may I please Mr grand, exalted, stunningly gifted one?

Thanx in advance. I look forward to saying I knew you way back when..........................

letsgohome
harryz wrote:
letsgohome wrote:
harryz wrote:

I bet you a million dollars that you will never get a GM title

This is a legally binding contract brah. I hope you know that.

Sure. Is it a deal?

My consideration is that I will be a GM to your consideration of 1 million dollars. Therefore, I have no money in this contract. So, If do not become a GM then I do not owe you anything, correct?

letsgohome
harryz wrote:
letsgohome wrote:
harryz wrote:
letsgohome wrote:
harryz wrote:

I bet you a million dollars that you will never get a GM title

This is a legally binding contract brah. I hope you know that.

Sure. Is it a deal?

My consideration is that I will be a GM to your consideration of 1 million dollars. Therefore, I have no money in this contract. So, If do not become a GM then I do not owe you anything, correct?

I'm sorry if I wasnt clear, but here is the final offer:

If you ever become GM, I will give you a million dollars. If you dont, you give me a million dollars

Counter offer- I will give you $10 in the present value if you give me $1000000 in the future value at the time of my accrediation to GM. 

letsgohome
MrDamonSmith wrote:

Can I have your autograph please? I mean, uh, may I please Mr grand, exalted, stunningly gifted one?

Thanx in advance. I look forward to saying I knew you way back when..........................

see post #30. Can you give some advice to improve my game?

TBentley

It's hard to get information about how somebody played when they were eight years old (it appears he learned how to play when he was five, but didn't really get involved until he was eight). He did finish 6.5/11 in the youngest division of the Norwegian Chess Championship though. (I'm hoping the OP doesn't actually believe what he's saying.)

letsgohome

How guys i only made this thread, so I can get feedback on how you improved and some suggestions if it is possible.

RickRenegade

@letsgohome;

I did the exact same thing. And spent 2 years trying to get past 1500. It's like hitting a brick wall. Learning chess is not a gradual learning slope, like playing a computer game. It's like a mountain that gets steeper and steeper...  Good luck, but I have no faith in you.

letsgohome

I am different brah. Yes, I may have half your practical experience,  however I do not have any theory knowledge, since i do not study openings or read books. Therefore, you have spent  more hours  overall learning/playing chess. Also, by not analyzing my game allows me to play games in high volume.