A fourth thread, where I will explain the causes of chess addiction, is still waiting to be published
Chess addiction. The cure (II)
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What??? I discovered it! Shame on those people who try to take away achievements made by others!
you bring shame to pokemon fans with your actions combined with username
kingofshedinjas wrote:
So here it comes, the moment all of you have been expecting for years.
I am going to tell you the cure for chess addiction.
And do not expect anything complex or difficult. Not even expensive. Yes, I knew you wanted it to be expensive, but you will have to accept the cure as it is. Sorry to disappoint you.
Well, I have to confess something first. The anonymous person who discovered the cure is me (despite what RNA may say). I did not want to let you know because I was afraid of fame, but now that I think about it, I am sure I will be able to cope with it.
Having said this, I must tell you something else. While writing this thread, I received an email from GlaxoSmithKline offering me 10 million dollars for the cure. I immediately accepted and well, it is now theirs. So I cannot tell you the cure after all. But look at the bright side, you will be able to pay for an expensive drug instead!
If that does not convince you...try trolling the forums, it may not be the perfect solution, but it worked for me. It will distract you from chess, for sure.
LOL! Excellent!
Good to see some chess addicts with a penchant to become rich.
I want to make money with chess too, but I do not know if I will get US$ 10 millions.
My promising start-up is doing good, with 2 sales until now and has already published its financial reports as a preparation for a huge IPO in NASDAQ:
listen to music from your favourate video game. you might fail a tatic or something and then you would do something else.
GlaxoSmithKilne... Initials backwards is KSG... Please don't kill me.
Kline*
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OnceUponaCheckmate wrote:
Only 7 days Harish? I thought it is free for 1 whole month?
What? No no no no no - this is gifted.
solskytz wrote:
Wow! You're really a pro with this balance sheet thing!
Yes, THE KING OF PATZERS CHESS ANALYSIS, INC., is a very serious and promising start-up and upholds all comercial, tax and other laws.
Bilbo21 wrote:
so what is your annual profit/loss?
GAWWD! As you can see in the Income Statement, the profit is ZERO until JULY, 25, 2016, due the bad debts from the 2 sales.
If the bad debts become GOOD (get into cash), the profit was to be US$ 0.50.
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So here it comes, the moment all of you have been expecting for years.
I am going to tell you the cure for chess addiction.
And do not expect anything complex or difficult. Not even expensive. Yes, I knew you wanted it to be expensive, but you will have to accept the cure as it is. Sorry to disappoint you.
Well, I have to confess something first. The anonymous person who discovered the cure is me (despite what RNA may say). I did not want to let you know because I was afraid of fame, but now that I think about it, I am sure I will be able to cope with it.
Having said this, I must tell you something else. While writing this thread, I received an email from GlaxoSmithKline offering me 10 million dollars for the cure. I immediately accepted and well, it is now theirs. So I cannot tell you the cure after all. But look at the bright side, you will be able to pay for an expensive drug instead!
If that does not convince you...try trolling the forums, it may not be the perfect solution, but it worked for me. It will distract you from chess, for sure.