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nah sensei is mittens great great grandpa
Jun 4, 2025
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#5
Mittens came back as Sensei to take revenge. After years of training, it's now stronger than it ever used to be. AND IT'S GONNA TAKE OVER CHESS.COM!!! (Not the last part maybe.)
I think that Chess.com hacked stockfish, and mittens is stockfish level 18, which stockfish haven't even released.
ToastBread_1 wrote:
Mittens came back as Sensei to take revenge. After years of training, it's now stronger than it ever used to be. AND IT'S GONNA TAKE OVER CHESS.COM!!! (Not the last part maybe.)
Nah, last part is happening for sure.
Jun 4, 2025
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ToastBread_1 wrote:
Mittens came back as Sensei to take revenge. After years of training, it's now stronger than it ever used to be. AND IT'S GONNA TAKE OVER CHESS.COM!!! (Not the last part maybe.)
Sensei is just Mittens with a fake beard.
Ethanchock7 wrote:
ToastBread_1 wrote:
Mittens came back as Sensei to take revenge. After years of training, it's now stronger than it ever used to be. AND IT'S GONNA TAKE OVER CHESS.COM!!! (Not the last part maybe.)
Sensei is just Mittens with a fake beard.
why is it grey tho
Jun 4, 2025
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#10
Wyattschess wrote:
Ethanchock7 wrote:
ToastBread_1 wrote:
Mittens came back as Sensei to take revenge. After years of training, it's now stronger than it ever used to be. AND IT'S GONNA TAKE OVER CHESS.COM!!! (Not the last part maybe.)
Sensei is just Mittens with a fake beard.
why is it grey tho
It aged after all of the training, that's why it has a beard too. Cats age faster than humans.
oof i better stop training at chess i might be 750 in like 10 years jk
Jun 4, 2025
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#12
LeafySnack wrote:
Hey guys, just thought of this now.
There have been the Goose, The Sensei, and most notoriously, Mittens.
So many bots with Elo's of "1" or "?"... but are more strong than first suggested.
Any lore theories? I'll share some of mine below.
- Sensei is related to Mittens. (EDIT: Sensei seems to be Mittens??)
- Mittens (1) + Goose (2999) = 3000 Elo
of course, none of these have been confirmed, but it's fun to think what the stories behind these bots can be. Can't wait for an official lore release tho
I'll update this thread every once in a while when I find new clues.
the doors right there btw lol
Jun 4, 2025
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#13
WAIT I THOUGHT OF A THEORY RN TOO
MARTIN HAS MORE ELO THAN 250
CUZ HIS WIFE IS LIKE 2,000 SOMETHING
AND HIS KIDS HAVE MORE ELO THAN HIM
THE DOG HAS 1,350 ELO I THINK,
THE BABY HAS 1,000 SOMETHING ELO
AND THE MARTIN JR. OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS HAS 500.
AND HE SAID THAT HE COACHED HIS KIDS
Jun 4, 2025
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#14
ihatecheese2424 wrote:
WAIT I THOUGHT OF A THEORY RN TOO
MARTIN HAS MORE ELO THAN 250
CUZ HIS WIFE IS LIKE 2,000 SOMETHING
AND HIS KIDS HAVE MORE ELO THAN HIM
THE DOG HAS 1,350 ELO I THINK,
THE BABY HAS 1,000 SOMETHING ELO
AND THE MARTIN JR. OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS HAS 500.
AND HE SAID THAT HE COACHED HIS KIDS
magnus has a coach you know
Maybe they read your mind and see what move you hope they don't do, and the best bots aren't better at chess, just mind reading.
They play mind games, not chess, oh wait, chess is a mind game.
Jun 6, 2025
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#17
Mid-KnightRider wrote:
They play mind games, not chess, oh wait, chess is a mind game.
yup, the psychology aspect of chess is ridiculous
Jun 6, 2025
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#18
Mid-KnightRider wrote:
Maybe they read your mind and see what move you hope they don't do, and the best bots aren't better at chess, just mind reading.
no it's just that while we sit on our ipads, phones, or PCs, they are looking over our shoulders and just watch u move
I am really bad at that part.
Hey guys, just thought of this now.
There have been the Goose, The Sensei, and most notoriously, Mittens.
So many bots with Elo's of "1" or "?"... but are more strong than first suggested.
Any lore theories? I'll share some of mine below.
of course, none of these have been confirmed, but it's fun to think what the stories behind these bots can be. Can't wait for an official lore release tho
I'll update this thread every once in a while when I find new clues.