Grins!
Chess for Oldtimers --- Good Idea !

I always wanted to procrastinate, but never got around to it.
Good for you! Since you're not a "sufferer," you won't need to join the 12 Step Procrastinators Anonymous self-help group I've been meaning to start.

I worry about this guy I know who's in his mid-eighties now. He seems to be forgetting things, so he may be getting Anheusers.

I worry about this guy I know who's in his mid-eighties now. He seems to be forgetting things, so he may be getting Anheusers.
Would be a Busch thing if he did at that age
You know you are getting on a bit when you are getting more phone calls from telemarketers than from friends.
You knew you were getting older when you gave up your electric toothbrush because you needed the exercise !

With our aging population, there's really an epidemic of Old Timer's Disease going around.
do you mean not staring at your phone all day, having manners, and not using the word "like" in every sentence?
An item from the one and only Groucho: " Don't underestimate the importance of money. I know it's often been said that money won't make you happy, and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it's a lovely thing to have around the house. "
I always wanted to procrastinate, but never got around to it.