Grins!
Chess for Oldtimers --- Good Idea !
A cute item for today: You've said, " That's a Rube Goldberg contraption, "and received blank stares.

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If that's your idea of excitement, you are so sad.

Baden let ask u this why say chess for timers were not some kind of miners or were not in the gold rush daays eigther the most we could hope for is a pocket full of change, OH YEAH
BTW we are all getting older, so did you consider buying a grave site, or did you instead decide to embrace denial ?

You're way ahead of me. I really don't have a plan, a plot or any idea of how to dispose of my remains.
Cute item for today: You've realized that there are not enough years left in your life to let compound interest turn you into a billionaire !

Interest rates have been slightly higher than zero for over a decade, to become a billionaire from interest, you'd need to start with $999,999,999.
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