Chess for the new ages.

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Diakonia

Chess needs to change wih the times.  Chess needs to keep up with society.  I propose the following changes to the game:

1. All games are 5 minutes or less.  

2. All losses are due to any and all of the following:

a. Cheating.

b. Connection issues.

c. Excuses.

3. All wins are due to "My superior ability"

4. Chess enigine analysis is the utmost authority, and i dont need to know what +/- means.

5. Insults, cussing, attacks, mocking opponent, threats are all acceptable as long as its not in person.

6. Wishing your opponent "Good Luck", and Good Game" is a sign of weakness and will not be tolerated.

7. Only unrated games count.

notmtwain
Diakonia wrote:

Chess needs to change wih the times.  Chess needs to keep up with society.  I propose the following changes to the game:

1. All games are 5 minutes or less.  

2. All losses are due to any and all of the following:

a. Cheating.

b. Connection issues.

c. Excuses.

3. All wins are due to "My superior ability"

4. Chess enigine analysis is the utmost authority, and i dont need to know what +/- means.

5. Insults, cussing, attacks, mocking opponent, threats are all acceptable as long as its not in person.

6. Wishing your opponent "Good Luck", and Good Game" is a sign of weakness and will not be tolerated.

7. Only unrated games count.

Diakonia
notmtwain wrote:
Diakonia wrote:

Chess needs to change wih the times.  Chess needs to keep up with society.  I propose the following changes to the game:

1. All games are 5 minutes or less.  

2. All losses are due to any and all of the following:

a. Cheating.

b. Connection issues.

c. Excuses.

3. All wins are due to "My superior ability"

4. Chess enigine analysis is the utmost authority, and i dont need to know what +/- means.

5. Insults, cussing, attacks, mocking opponent, threats are all acceptable as long as its not in person.

6. Wishing your opponent "Good Luck", and Good Game" is a sign of weakness and will not be tolerated.

7. Only unrated games count.

Hey...i resemble that remark :-)