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  • #41

    Yes I agree, but he was only doing it because he needed money! It cost 99 dollars for bishipping!!

  • #42

    I am reti to leave this site. chess(just) come on with me

  • #43

    Steinitz a big German beer glass.

  • #44

    I think from the above that we can conclude that the average corpus callosum in chess players is not very well developed. The cool calculating left brain of chess and logic and the emotional processing right brain of humour are not talking to each other.  Or maybe in most chess players the left brain has become over developed and squeezed the right brain into shrinking. These are early inference based on a limited set of data and more work on this needs to be done...

  • #45

    Get your Petroff my property!

     

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  • #46

    Fischer cut bait and switch.  (How's that for a well-developed corpus callosum?) 😊

  • #47

    Ah but you are a women (presumably) and you probably just have a single superbrain which is joined all the way along. And here is an article to disprove THAT long held theory (of the larger corpus callosum in women) https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/brain-myths/201207/two-myths-and-three-facts-about-the-differences-in-men-and-womens-brains

     

  • #48

    Buenas No Checks!

  • #49

    King Trader says:  "... we can conclude that the average corpus callosum in chess players is not very well developed"  ...  Then he adds a link to an article that appears to "disprove that long held theory (of the larger corpus callosum in women)."

    Ergo:  I must have a stupendously large corpus callosum for a chess player!  And my gender has nothing to do with it! -- Thanks!  I really admire your reasoning here.

     

  • #50

    And all worked out on my left side. As you no doubt guessed!

  • #51

    pawn shop

  • #52

    I heard bobby played with Fischer price as a kid!

  • #53

    Didn't Fischer invent some kind of a foolproof way to capture an opponent's queen?

    (*Note to any of you who read that question just now, and instantly thought "Bobby Pin!" --  well, Shame on you!  That's a terrible pun!)

  • #54

    Puns are terrible! I should send that one to aLasker!

  • #55

    Yes, I see your point sir, but I think he was actually sent to germany because he heard there was better czechmates there!

  • #56
    checkmatez360 wrote:

    Yes, I see your point sir, but I think he was actually sent to germany because he heard there was better czechmates there!

    oh, my -- That one came out of Nowhere, and landed right in my brain, where it somehow managed to make my Stomach hurt.  Congratulations!  You clearly have a gift in this area.  (The rest of us will have to work really hard at resisting our natural temptation to "regift.")

  • #57
    checkmatez360 wrote:

    Yes, I see your point sir, but I think he was actually sent to germany because he heard there was better czechmates there!

    Best pun in this whole topic

  • #58
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  • #59

    Didn't know I was this popular.... 😏 

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