is there really a opening called the bong cloud.is so what is its main line?

chess psychology- if your opponent makes a funny face or weird noise after he moves , keep studying the position until you know why.

if your ahead on time in a Even position wait for your opponent to make a mistake.

passed pawns should be viewed as baby queens.

chess.com rules of thumb

Stop posting when it's only you left (unless your name is Sloughterchess).

like the pic!

Don't play with grenades when you can simply call in air support. us vet.

Correction:

Don't play with grenades! (British Vet.)

when you have the option to trade , wait for your opponent to take first so you can develop your own piece on the recapture.

No no no. The French vet loves grenades, cause they're easy to drop to lose weight while you run away.

in order to gain initiative look to sacrifice two pawns for a minor piece.

Better yet.....

in order to gain the initiative, look to "sacrifice" one pawn for a minor piece.

There is a story of a thumb in a Conan Doyle " Greek Interpreter" S.Holmes adventure. Oh ,well I think I will go to sleep ... 

Hey, even a blind squirrel finds an acorn from time to time.

when playing a king pawn end game, don't worry about pawn majorities but instead concentrate on pawn breakthroughs.

I wonder how Averbakh and Maizelis overlooked that rule?

Without chess everything would be permissible.

always ask higher rated players why you lost.

don't abort games against higher rated players

space is generally more of a advantage in closed game than open.