Dear Kirsan Ilyumzhinov,

Nice.

A very interesting letter.

Why don't they just cart him off to the nuthouse and be done with it?

Don't worry, the Aliens are going to send a UFO for him soon   lol. 

Oh, not that "sport" nonsense again.

If chess is a 'sport,' then so is ruminating about one's life while taking a dump.

And, F.Y.I. -- my rating in 'bowel-movement ruminating' is waaaay better than my chess rating.

(And it's a 'Bullet' rating, as i make sure to regularly ingest plenty of fiber.)

"Today I was analyzing everything that has happened (me resigning) and I have decided to run for another term as FIDE president," Ilyumzhinov told Chess.com on Tuesday.

Like a nasty growth. Just when you thought it was gone, it starts coming back. Yuck.

he's the chosen one

It won't make any difference if he gets ousted. He would just organize a chess tournament on Hans Island and offer all the stolen FIDE money as prizes. Only Jason Statham can stop him.

these days i'm going with boyka.

Can't they just vote him out or impeach him? Or is the FIDE a fascists dictatorship too?