Well ... - it was bound to draw one of them out
Engine hash table usage
Ketel One !? Perhaps a Manhattan?
A Manhatten sounds kind of yummy tonight
It is rarely the wrong choice

Ketel One !? Perhaps a Manhattan?
A Manhatten sounds kind of yummy tonight
with a drop of common sense and a hint of prudish hypocrisy

Lecturing to the herd of swine on their way down the hill,
Haywood
Well, that's what I am. Like Jesus, I prefer to lecture the sinners and other people who don't know The Way yet. That's why I like to lecture you, brother Haywood.
Karma is not an issue for me. My sins are forgiven. Your headache is probably due to the overwhelming truth of what I say, conflicting with the lies that have been embedded in your brain.

Ketel One !? Perhaps a Manhattan?
A Manhatten sounds kind of yummy tonight
It is rarely the wrong choice
Hi, NY5! It just sounds really good right now

Ketel One !? Perhaps a Manhattan?
A Manhatten sounds kind of yummy tonight
with a drop of common sense and a hint of prudish hypocrisy
What?!
Ketel One !? Perhaps a Manhattan?
A Manhatten sounds kind of yummy tonight
It is rarely the wrong choice
Hi, NY5! It just sounds really good right now
Manhattan or Old Fashioned to kick off the end-of-week punditry sessions with my geezer mates is typically the hardest decision of the week!

Now there's a man who has enjoyed the fruits of Ketel One!
You keep mentioning Ketel One! I'm drinking "Korski Vodka" made in Cleveland, Ohio

Manhattan or Old Fashioned to kick off the end-of-week punditry sessions with my geezer mates is typically the hardest decision of the week!

Now there's a man who has enjoyed the fruits of Ketel One!
You keep mentioning Ketel One! I'm drinking "Korski Vodka" made in Cleveland, Ohio
We each have a religion Trysts ... you have apparently exposed mine.
I think you're being a little histrionic here. Comparing a lawbreaking lazy pothead to the institution of slavery is weak. The issues are incongruent and your argument is false. I know your kind like to lay around some inner city loft and listen to jazz and do some pot. If that was all there was to it, I'd say okay. But that's not the case. While you're all dubed up what happenswhen your little kid goes down the hallway to the neighbor's pitbull and gets shredded alive, and all you do while you're dubing is to sarcastically announce, "C'est la vie," while puffing on your dube. No, you centipedes must be dealt with.
The foot,
Haywood
{sarcasm mode} We are not centipedes, we are locusts;
"The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the Abyss. When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace. The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss. And out of the smoke locusts came down upon the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. They were not given power to kill them, but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes a man. During those days men will seek death, but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them."(Revelation 9:1 to 6)
{/sarcasm mode}
That's some freaky shit to read if you've been smoking hash, dude! Have you read this one?
8 “To the angel of the church in Thyatira write:
These are the words of the Son of God, whose eyes are like blazing fire and whose feet are like burnished bronze. 19 I know your deeds, your love and faith, your service and perseverance, and that you are now doing more than you did at first.
20 Nevertheless, I have this against you: You tolerate that woman Jezebel, who calls herself a prophet. By her teaching she misleads my servants into sexual immorality and the eating of food sacrificed to idols. 21 I have given her time to repent of her immorality, but she is unwilling. 22 So I will cast her on a bed of suffering, and I will make those who commit adultery with her suffer intensely, unless they repent of her ways. 23 I will strike her children dead. Then all the churches will know that I am he who searches hearts and minds, and I will repay each of you according to your deeds.
24 Now I say to the rest of you in Thyatira, to you who do not hold to her teaching and have not learned Satan’s so-called deep secrets, ‘I will not impose any other burden on you, 25 except to hold on to what you have until I come.’
26 To the one who is victorious and does my will to the end, I will give authority over the nations— 27 that one ‘will rule them with an iron scepter and will dash them to pieces like pottery’[b]—just as I have received authority from my Father. 28 I will also give that one the morning star. 29 Whoever has ears, let them hear what the Spirit says to the churches.